This whole world is insane to embrace death and completely ignore God’s offer of everlasting life.
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I don't ignore any gods' offers.
Whadda ya offer here? You just claim everyone who disagrees is crazy.
I ignore a 'God' who can't actually ask me himself .
It's therefore even easier to ignore you , Ray Cumfart.
Nobody embraces death, we just know it’s going to happen one day. You offer no alternatives, Comfort, because being in Heaven with your lot would be absolutely Hellish.
…Bananaman, dying to go to heaven forever still means you have to die first. An afterlife is not actually immortality, dumbass.
Also, we don’t embrace death, we just ackowledge it’s inevitable. Huge difference. And if god wants to make me immortal, he can make the offer himself, not rely on con man middlemen to do it instead.
What if there is an afterlife, but it’s something like this?
After dying, you wake up in a world that is like how things were at the place you grew up at the time you were born. You wake up to this world the age you were at death and Benjamin Button your way through the afterlife, growing a year younger each year. Once you’re younger than a newborn, you die again, ceasing to exist.
God: “Kiss my ass by proxy for the sum total of your mortal existence, and I'll give you a prize!”
That's gonna be a pass from me, Ray-Ray, but you feel free to break out the chapstick and kneepads if you want.
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