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The Cult of Taylor Swift is a false religion reaching its way across the United States of America and the rest of the Western world. It is based on the presumption that the acceptable moral teachings are against the Lord Jesus Christ and for pornography, lust, fornication, paganism, self love, drunkenness, and also rejection of Biblical truths and sound Scriptural doctrine. Taylor Swift is the evil demonic agent responsible for this utterly atrocious exercise of feminism and socialism.

History

The end of morality of America was birthed on December 13, 1989, and this began the irreversible trend of utter moral decay and decadence in the United States of America. Taylor Swift, cult extraordinaire, would begin to sweep up the same sheep who buy iPhones, iPods, iPads, and other similar liberal products.
In 2006, Swift released her first album, and it became the wool over eyes necessary for the parents of innocent young girls to allow such filth and corruption to enter the home. In the home, parents are instructed to keep vigilant against liberal secular humanism penetrating the familial bond.
One must note that Swift promoted a venue that allowed the sale of alcoholic beverages due to the simple fact any perceived notion of innocence or piety from Swift was merely a marketing gimmick to start the career of the fledgling pop star. Matthew 7:15 states to "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." This is relevant here due to the fact that Swift has promoted fleshly desire, while pretending to be "America's sweetheart" as part of an intentional gimmick. [2]

Central beliefs

A tolerance of homosexuality, alcohol use, immorality, self love, and a rejection of the truths of Protestant Christianity are the central beliefs of the ideology fueling the Cult of Taylor Swift. Christianity is the source of morals for Western society, and the complete erosion of these are the necessary jumpstart the Cult needs to start its evil. Swift was raised in the Roman Catholic Church which staunchly promotes Roman paganism including worship of the Saints and of the Virgin Mary under the guise of Christianity.

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