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Sermon 11: Dazed and Confused

By The Rev. Steven Roland

James 3:16 "For where envying and strife is, there is confusion and every evil work."

These days, we got people trying to call good evil and evil good! Being a normal straight man in this society is WEIRD but wanting to date elementary school kids as a 6'5 drag queen is okay according to the DNC and other progressives these days!!!!! Even the weak sauce Republicans have enough sense to know how awful this is, except the extreme RINOs like Mormon Willard and Dick Cheney! What is it with these REAL weirdos going to sodomite "pride" parades with their ball and chain and full BDSM and furry gear, and not only allowing but DEMANDING your kids see this vulgarity! They see it as a legitimate form of "self-expression" that is "edifying" to kids who need to be in a real IFB church instead learning right from wrong and to stay away from these bozos! A REAL Church because plenty of liberal sodomites in the Roman "Church" and Southern Baptist "churches" want to get at your kids in "nurseries" too instead of having young ones in the sanctuary listening to sermons with their parents next to them!

We all have accepted sodomites and predators as a "normal" part of society. But we should never!! Being a good steward of God's youth means to keep them trained in the faith, rear them in discipline, and keep them away from worldly predators no matter how "weird" Kacklin' Kamala and Tampon Tim think you are for not letting RuPaul diddle your kid after reading them a story! Only weirdos put tampons in the boys' bathroom when they have no biological physiological need for such a thing! PERVERSION!!!!!!!

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