pjmutnick@sbcglobal.net #fundie news.messages.yahoo.com

I am awaiting the descent of the Lord with legions of extraterrestrial angels in the spaceships of the Ashtar Command. They will neutralize the U.S. military is a nanosecond, and then proceed to take over the country. SANANDA, aka Jesus, will declare Himself President, disband Congress and the Supreme Court, and then call for a new Constitutional Convention. This one will make "one nation under God" a reality and not a hypocritical joke. Jesus is a Christ Communist, so the new Constitution will outlaw all forms of capitalism, aka greed and self-seeking.

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