"It is like this that we see the true hand of the Lord. We know that it is a natural LAW, not a mere speculative theory (/clears throat and rolls eyes at evolution), that all order must have a designer."
Assuming that your faulty logic was actually valid, how do you know that this Designer was the "Lord"? Why not Odin, or Azathoth?
"The universe come from someplace, right? Therefore, there is a designer. Sorry Darwinist, we creationist have science on our side. There ain't enough "closed systems" to get around the LAW of thermosdynamics."
The universe is not a closed system, like a messy room. And while there could be a Supreme Being who created the universe, it's beyond stupid for you and your fellow Creao-tards to jump and say, "it's da GAWD of the Wholly Babble! PUH-RAZE DA LORD!!"
Reading ancient myths from a book of fairy tales is not "science". It's bullshit. And your entire comment FAILS even more drastically due to the fact that you mixed up the Theory of Evolution with the Big Bang Theory. Evolution is a biological theory explaining how organisms adapt to a particular environment; BB is a theory hailing from Physics, a totally separate and distinct wing of science. This is what I love about idiots like you; you try to debunk evolution even though you can't even tell the difference between Biology and Physics. How stupid can you get?
"Try reading a book or something (preferably the Bible, which is the real choice of top scientists)."
The bible says the earth is flat, humans can inbreed without ill effects, and most scientists are either atheists or agnostics.
A FAIL SO EPIC IT JUST MIGHT BE A WIN.
