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which sole, left foot or right foot? also, about the only dead people who *don't* rot are mummified, and those still don't resurrect.
Oh, the soul. The thing nobody has ever observed when sober. What does it have to do with rotting, anyway?
"When one dies the sole leaves the body"
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Puncess Carlostia: 'When it comes to arch humour, in light of your statement I'm afraid that I don't toe the line.
...or was that just a verbal guff? Hoof farted?!
Like Mitt Romney & Donald Fart, you've really put your foot in it. You must do that a lot of times; so much that you like it. Are you on a podiat ?!
Doing that, you'd have to be barefoot all the time. I guess it's become something of a hobbit for you.
I refer you to what happened to your J-boy once. Like her, you must be a ped ophile, with your foot fetish!
Incidentally: when one dies - unlike yours truly, as I'm an immortal Alicorn - and the sole leaves the body, does it go upper ?!'
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Okay, but what about Buddhists, Jews, Taoists, and Zoroastrians? Inquiring minds want to know! Since when do Christian bodies not rot? And what were you on when you posted this?
What is this, some trailer for a Fundie version of The Wizard of OZ? Three-headed Jehovah being the Wizard, of course.
I can just hear Dorothy on the Paved-with-gold Road:
"Atheists, muslims, and gays! Oh my! Atheists, muslims, and gays! Oh my! Atheists, muslims, and gays! Oh my!"
Wizard/Jehovah:
"We must have a cleansing to prevent the collapse of the dimensions! Bring me the pitchfork of the Wicked Satan of the Underworld ... or President Obama's veto pen, whichever is closer. I don't want this play dragging on forever, you know."
Fundie Strawman:
"I could find a cure for cancer,
Edit: @1960829: I thought all the good foot puns were taken. I stand corrected.
What a wonderful example of christian love & tolerance shown here. Typical. Although I have no idea what the dimensions collapsing has to do with anything.
It does, however, warm my cold, black heart that my very existence as a non believer has convinced some of these idiots that I'm worse than Daesh.
@Thinking Allowed & Anon-e-moose
Holy mackerel....I was going to add some more, but I'll think I'll leave the puns to salmon else.
When one dies the sole leaves the body....
As for the rest; It sounds even stupider.
Why are we still quoting Yahoo Answers?
atheists, muslims, and gays rot before the resurrection
Jesus is love, God loves everybody. Well, as long as you're a white male, a fundamentalist evangelical Baptist, a gun owner, preferably overweight, you love country music, idolize Ayn Rand, vote Tea Party, and think Cola Lite is healthy. Then God loves you. Everybody else is totally screwed.
@KingOfRhye, Thinking Allowed
But your sole use of this pun can be heel y good.
...yeah, I know, I know: that pun was really corn y.
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...the sole leaves the body .
So you expect to be walking around heaven without the bottoms of your feet ?
It'll be like the 'bloody footprints' setting in Silent Hill...but permanent.
When one dies the sole leaves the body
Wait! What's all this about shoes, fish and feet? He's talking about the sun!
O sole mio!
Confused?
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