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SARAH SILVERMAN’S GOD JAHBULON, A SPIDER GOD WITH THE HEAD OF A KING, A FROG AND A BABALONIAN CAT. THE GOD OF TALMUDIC JEWS AND 33rd DEGREE FREEMASONS. HE IS COMPOSED OF A TRINITY OF THREE JEWISH DEITIES JAHWEH THE JEWISH GOD (JAH IN AFRICA OR JAMAICA WHERE DREADLOCKS REPRESENT THE LEGS OF THE SPIDER), BAAL (CAT GOD) THE GOD OF BABALONIAN JEWS TO WHOM BABIES ARE SACRIFICED BY BEING BURNT ALIVE IN AN ANCIENT CEREMONY WHICH WAS KNOWN AS ‘HOLOCAUST’, AND ‘ON’ OR OSIRIS, THE SATANIC BABALONIAN GOD IDENTIFIED WITH FROGS BECAUSE HE HAS A GREEN SKIN. HOLLYWOOD SATANISTS SOMETIMES CAPTURE TRAMPS OFF THE STREETS (BECAUSE NO-ONE MISSES THEM IF THEY DISSAPEAR) AND KILL THEM ON CAMERA IN WHAT IS KNOWN AS ‘SNUFF MOVIES’ THESE MOVIES ARE ACTUALLY SACRIFICES TO OSIRIS. OSIRIS IS PARTICULARILY WORSHIPPED BY JEWISH HOLLYWOOD SATANISTS. IN ORDER TO WORK IN HOLLYWOOD NON-JEWS LIKE MILEY CYRUS, MADONNA, KANYE WEST, JAY Z, LADY GAGA AND OTHERS MUST ENTER A DEAL WITH THEIR JEWISH PRODUCERS AND AGENTS TO SELL THEIR SOULS TO THIS DEITY AND SWEAR TO CORRUPT CHILDREN AND YOUTH SO THAT THEY MAY SACRIFICE THEIR FANS SOULS TO HIM. IN EVERY COUNTRY THE BIGGEST PROMOTERS OF ABORTION AND WAR ARE JEWS. THIS IS TO FEED THE THIRST OF JABULON WHO HERE IS SEEN SCOOPING UP CLAWFULLS OF BLOOD WHILE FEEDING OFF THE BLOOD OF ABORTED BABIES AND CHILDREN KILLED IN LIBYA, PALESTINE, LEBANON, AFGHANISTAN, IRAQ, AND SYRIA.
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I suppose this guy ignores how many people Christians have killed over the years, and just subscribes to nutty unsubstantiated anti-Jew conspiracy theories. It's simply facepalmworthy! His name even says it clearly in case Captain Obvious failed to endow his sense of the obvious! This guy is an antisemite and a textbook example of the condition common to most (all?) fundies:
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This type of lowbrow "trooth-reveelur" would be scoffed at even by the most disreputable scientists and pseudoscientists (Kent Hovind comes to mind).
Fundies are generally stupid (eg. Andrew Shitfly). When they get evil (eg. Vox Day), that's frustrating. When they gain political prominence (eg. Sarah Palin and Ted Cruz), that's when we have to be afraid. Be very afraid.
Before I forget, usual crank magnetism ceremony:
Accusations of Satanism? Check.
It's a trifecta!
Next thing ya know, they'll be ranting about space aliens, "star whackers", and how teh gheys control the weather.
Seriously, though...dafuq is all that? up there in ALL CAPS?
...Poe?
P.S.: The entity with the spider's body and cat, frog and king heads is actually named "Bael" (and I mean "BAEL", NOT "BAAL"), and is from the Ars Goetia, the first part of a 17th century book about demons called the Lesser Key of Solomon. People have (erroneously) stuck the name "Jahbulon" on it and accused the Masons of worshipping it for some reason.
Hmm... I'm inclined to disagree, but he did write it with the caps lock of truth...
However, that picture looks photoshopped.
"BabYlonian", man. Really. Other than that, your punctuation is good enough, I guess. You get a B, then, and no spelling bee for you this year.
That photoshopped BS? Bitch, please. John Carmack's Arachnotron:
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From "DOOM II", and a mod concept for "DOOM III" respectively. [/id Software nerd]
...oh, and:
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@creativerealms
"What is this?"
Dunno, but I give it an 8.5/10 Time Cubes on the Gene Ray scale of Arse Gravy-ness.
Well, your imagination seems alive and kicking. Too bad your common sense is on the critical list...
If you want people to read what you write, DON'T WRITE IT ALL IN CAPITAL LETTERS; it's horrible to the eyes.
Please learn to spell Babylonian.
Osiris is identified as a mummy, he was sort of the god of mummification.
Could you provide evidence for any of this? Citations? Rumors? Vague hints? Wild guesses?
Osiris is an Egyptian God and only has ties to the Babylonian pantheon in the minds of weird freaks like you.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a cup of hot blood to go drink in the name of my three-headed spider god.
Mashup of Western mythologies - is the OP Japanese?
Since he mentions Lady Gaga, I've been thinking about she could incorporate all these elements in a fabulous costume.
Dude, no, just no: no version of Ba'al is associated with kittehs, Osiris is Egyptian, as for a frogs-related deity that would be Heqet , Egyptian frog-goddess of fertility and childbirth...
Is it bad that the very first thing I noticed in the image is that the cat head is a Sphynx?
Spider-God, Spider-God. Does whatever a Spider-God does.
Conveniently ignoring that Baal was a term for deities worshiped by those who suppressed and subjugated Jews for worshiping the "one true God" in Babylonian times. Conveniently forgetting that Osiris' skin was blue, not green, and he was never associated with frogs at all (and he was Egyptian, pleb). Conveniently ignoring that a Holocaust refers to wide-spread destruction of human life, as seen with the Jewish Holocaust during WW2, where six million of them died (somehow, I doubt that they would name any of their sacraments after that little number). Ignoring that, just like you nutty "Christians," Jews abhor abortion. Ignoring that Jews believe in only one God, who is Jehovah, or Yahweh, or YHVH, which is the very same God that you "Christians" claim to worship.
For someone whose holy book tells you not to spread lies and slander and "thou shalt not bear false witness against they neighbor," you really have dropped the ball on that haven't you? If you need me, I'll be over there, far away from you, associating with REAL Christians.
Go fuck a fire, sir/madam. Fuck it hard.
"BAAL"
As the Geordies would say, 'What a loada Baal ocks! Haddaway an' shite, mon!'
[/"Auf Wierdesehen, Pet "] X3
@Philbert McAdamia
Ah, aal y'need is a few bevvies o' Newky Broon doon ya neck, canny lad! [/Oz] X3
(*Thinks back to all the times my family went to Butlins Filey holiday camp; also a popular destination for those from in & around Newcastle. Listening to their Geordie accents & being utterly fascinated by such. Nostalgia bomb goes off in brain *)
...ah, good times.
I ARE JAHBULON THE THREE HEADED, MY HEADS ARE THREE AND THUS THERE ARE THREE OF ME!!!
-Cue Shin Megami Tensei IV boss battle music-
@Captain Lhurgoyf
AHAHAHHAHAHAH HOLY FUCK
Let's take every 5th word he says.
Dear the good samaritan - I applaud your factual rebuttal. Except for the Holocaust part.
The word "holocaust" originally referred to a holy sacrifice made by burning it. This usage existed BEFORE the massacre that made the word famous. In fact, the "ancient ceremony known as holocaust" is pretty much the only part of this fuckawful drivel that bears any relation to reality. Its modern meaning of "wide-spread destruction of human life" derives SOLELY and EXCLUSIVELY from Ole Rat-on-lip's "brilliant" fucking idea, and some ironic naming.
So, tl;dr: No, no Jewish people have named their sacraments after the murder of millions of their number. The murder was named after the sacrament.
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(And after it's health is reduced to zero, via the Gauss Cannon, Plasma Rifle etc, one last 'Glory Kill' via the BFG shoved in it's gob, and charged to full ):
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Destroyed argument, much? [/"DOOM IV"]
Confused?
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