You are fudging and everyone sees it.
You are just like those people in Noah's time who committed the ultimate sins that mark the destruction of a culture: Child sacrifice and legalizing sodomy.
And like the people of Noah's time, you have been warned and instead of repenting you scoff and commit sacrilege.
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Uh, but as I understand it, the whole point of Christianity is that forgiveness of sins replaced "destruction of a culture" because of them, so, who are you to go around threatening people?
You are just like those people in Noah's time who committed the ultimate sins that mark the destruction of a culture: Child sacrifice and legalizing sodomy.
Forget history, where IN THE BIBLE does it say there was child sacrifice and legalized gay marriage before the flood? You know, it's a sin to add to the Bible. And that I CAN quote.
For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book
Rev 22:18
All the Bible said was that people became super-violent & "thought of violence constantly", nothing was specified beyond that....especially not being LGBT.
And nobody regularly goes to the local Temple of Moloch to toss their kids in the flaming pits of doom....and if you're really referring to a certain medical procedure (most often involving tiny bits of tissues which isn't even CLOSE to sentient), you're a complete bonehead!
Quit "Lying For The Lord" and embrace some REAL Nazarene Testament Ethics for once!
Child sacrifice? Oh, yeah, you mean like Abraham tried to do? Read your own book, if you even own a copy.
Who the hell still uses the term "fudge" in this context?
Just shut your trap & go back to fudging orgasms with your underequipped, idiot husband.
I imagine you are referring to Sodom, even though the Bible explicitly says that the sin of Sodom was "arrogant, overfed and unconcerned; they did not help the poor and needy"(Ezekiel 16:49). You seem unaware that the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah took place long after Noah. Don't mess with the Bible.
Who warned the people of Noahs time? Or Sodom and Gomorrah for that matter?
Who were the prophets, high priest clueing in the people of their wrongness, what scrolls were they speaking from? Was it just Lot or Noah in those cases? Were the people informed that they were talking for God or as scriptural evidence actually suggests suspected to be huge bullshitters?
Basically in both cases it's just assumed all knew there was a God and all the shit he disliked we knew was wrong but did anyway.
And I'm not fudging here at all: How were these people warned?
Yeah, all those children still in the womb, sodomising each other then sacrificing one another. All those babes in arms being generally wicked and stuff, unlike that drunken fornicator Noah.
It's a dumb fable. It makes no sense and it never happened anyway.
You're confusing your myths together, you're also misrepresenting your myths. Then they're only myths anyway, meaning that you're justifying your own frivolous bigotry and death threats with religious rhetoric. Hateful moron. What would Jesus do with you, hypocrite? Deuteronomy 4:2, Deuteronomy 12:32, Revelation 22:18-19, Matthew 7:1-5, Matthew 7:22-23...
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