“This was the worst movie I've seen in my whole pathetic life.”
So, what, #13 out of 13?
“Me and my good friend went to see it with high expectations.”
Wait, what? You had high expectations for The Emoji Movie?
What are you, 12?
Good lord, you deserved whatever you got.
“We were disappointed.”
I’m not sure how that’s possible…
“The whole movie was filled with Jailbreak telling how girls are always put behind men.”
And? I mean… EMOJIs! Cheap cartoons used by people who can’t find the words to express themselves. Or can’t be bothered. It’s a movie about illustrated opinions and you…
Don’t like the opinions?
What’d you expect, a haiku?
The Blank Screen Shines Bright
But My Mood Is Dark And Smelly
(Shit Emoji Here)
“DO NOT TAKE YOUR KIDS.”
Eh. My youngest has a job and his own car. I don’t take him anywhere.
“Hopefully this movie gets taken down. It was a huge waste of my time.”
I can’t help but think that you could have found some way, any way, to get some sort of scouting trip, some intel, to prevent such disappointment from a movie that got (checks) Six Fucking Percent on Rotten Tomatoes?!
