Dear Leader Emperor Barack Hussein Louie Benito Hugo Issuzu Obama's songbun system: The population of Dear Leader Barack Obama's developing Democratik People’s Republik of Amerika can be roughly divided into three tiers, and ones place in these tiers is called Obama songbun (based on North Korea's songbun system). An individual's Obama songbun is based on ones position at the time of Obama's ascendancy from questionable circumstances of birth to presidential occupation. Kenyan Obama himself, his Klingon wife and ruling party members, largely comprised of the capos of Rahm, Axelrod, Reid, Pelosi and the Kennedy family and their sub-capos, are the main elite. People who helped to bankrupt the nation while lining their own pockets are at the next level in the songbun hierarchy and often have high committee positions in congress or are appointed to cabinet and czar positions and other high offices. The lowest Obama songbun group is comprised of an as yet to be determined number of distinct classes, each with lower Obama songbun then the next. Tea Party members, conservative blog writers, conservative talk show hosts, Christians, and people who still believe in Ayn Rand's philosophy of individual rights and free enterprise or in the soon to be completely outdated U.S. Constitution and it's guarantee of the right of free speech and assembly have the lowest Obama songbun, and consequentially will occupy a role analogous to India's untouchables.
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Fun fact: if Obama ruled like a North Korean dictator, you'd be dead for saying so.
Bonus fun fact: your writing style is nigh unreadable.
Another fun fact: If Obama had done the exact same things in exactly the same way at exactly the same time but had an (R) after his name, you'd be lauding him as the second coming of Reagan.
Oh, and anyone who values or practices Ayn Rand's diseased "philosophy" of anti-human unrelenting greed is a sociopath who should be considered an "untouchable".
If you're worried about becoming an "untouchable," it's a little late for that.
I won't touch you, even with a ten foot cattle prod.
Urgh. More Ayn Rand stuff paired with insane conspiracy.
We've got Christian persecution too... as well as calling Mrs. Obama a Klingon... oh, and Obama a Kenyan. Is that racist too?
Could be a trifecta, folks.
Unreadable, stupid, rabid...perfect fundy trifecta.
Edit: If this is what 'American Thinking' has degenerated to, I am now officially looking for a saner country for purposes of relocation.
Ebon: "If Obama had done the exact same things in exactly the same way at exactly the same time but had an (R) after his name, you'd be lauding him as the second coming of Reagan."
They would? You sure? He'd still be black...
"helped to bankrupt the nation while lining their own pockets"
What the fuck does this person think Romney was doing when he gutted all those American companies and shipped their jobs overseas? Making America more prosperous?
Over the time of my coming to this blog, I have seen the entries go from superstitious, to fanatical, to frothingly murderous, and now to just plain decompensated. Clearly, we are dealing with an antibiotic- resistant strain of brain syphilis.
"...People who helped to bankrupt the nation while lining their own pockets..."
Wait, what is the Bush Regime doing in this mix. And North Korea; isn't that just exactly the way you want heaven run?
Tea Party members, conservative blog writers, conservative talk show hosts, Christians, and people who still believe in Ayn Rand's philosophy of individual rights and free enterprise [...] will occupy a role analogous to India's untouchables
A guy can dream, can't he?
@Ebon
In theory, yes but...
Kenyan Obama himself, his Klingon wife
...he'd still be black.
I just don't get where they think that Obama is running the country like some communist dictator. Wasn't it George W. Bush who signed the PATRIOT act into law, making it legal for the government to spy on American citizens at will?
Oh right, I forgot that Obama is black and conservative nutjobs don't understand communism.
"...Christians, and people who still believe in Ayn Rand's philosophy of individual rights and free enterprise..."
- Anyone who considers those two groups compatible (or worse, identical) gets an automatics WTF from me.
What's up with the K's in America's fake name?
Klingon Cuba Hitler of North Korean America, is that what you're saying? You win the Most Creative Sci-Fi delusion award.
bush pisses all over the constitution, tries to turn America into theocracy, lines pockets with war... HES A GREAT MAN GOD BLESS 'MERICA
Obama is not sucking off the ghost of Regan and is also black.. HES DESTROYING US ALL THE WORLD IS DOOMED!!!!!!!!!11!1!1eleven
...How did Klingons come into this?! I almost wanted to call Poe based on that line, but the rest of it seems like dead serious crazy.
"People who helped to bankrupt the nation while lining their own pockets..." Because it's not like Republicans would EVER support any of those, no sir!
As for Tea Partiers, conservative pundits and Randians being considered untouchables - they sure didn't need Obama's help to gain that status all by themselves.
"his Klingon wife"
Speaking as an enthusiast of all things Roddenberry (praise be the holy initials JJ too), considering the likes of, say, Vixis and B'Elanna Torres, a definite case of stop it you're turning me on.
Dear Leader Emperor Barack Hussein Louie Benito Hugo Issuzu Obama's
You think throwing in same names of people you don't like into Obama's name is going to mean anything? Who don't you just call him Barakka Bolt Armstrong Salieri Victor Akihito Obama then? It's just as random.
OH MY GOD WAKE UP SHEEPLE AMERICA IS LIKE NORTH KOREA!
Oh, wait, it's not, because it's a fucking democracy. Why do idiots like this not realise that Obama was elected by the majority of people, and therefore he wouldn't screw over those who have the power to vote him out in a few year's time.
@John_in_Oz:
I LOL'd. Well done!
The population of Dear Leader Barack Obama's developing Democratik People’s Republik of Amerika can be roughly divided into three tiers
Actually, there are four. The top tier is comprised of Islamic, gay, extraterrestrial time-travelers who occasionally appear in our universe as UFOs, and who are controlling Obama's brain from the center of the earth with their inter-dimensional Cephalochthonotron®.
It would be kick ass if the first lady was of Klingon descent because that would mean that Gene Roddenberry was right about literally everything in the universe and not just most things.
Sadly, Michelle Obama is not a Klingon, she is simply another intelligent and beautiful human being.
Ayn Rand did not believe in individual rights! She believed the rich should have unconditional rule over the masses and resources!
Like Kings did, it's a ridiculous distopia that would only lead to feudal wars and serfdom. Do you really think once some billionaire/king owned 3/4 of Kansas he wouldn't take the other 1/4 by force? You can forget the land of the free idealism in a Randian world, you'll be put to service or starve.
"People who helped to bankrupt the nation while lining their own pockets"
Randian heroes, taking advantage of a deregulated system geared only to them.
Confused?
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