Having the ability to alchemically one substance to another has always been the dream of alchemists throughout the centuries. Thanks to the super genius of Tim Tony Stark Rifat and The Great Lord Beast this dream has become practical reality. Through the use of C-Space and H-Space technology, Tim charges up this service with appropriate magical energies required to transmute any animate or inanimate object into anything desired by the user. This allows the user to delete any unwanted biophysical characteristics of the object in H-space and add the desired characteristics via visualization.
Since food and drugs aren't the only toxicity human are exposed to these days, the alchemy service can be used to change the heavy metals found in chemtrails, such a barium, strontium and aluminum into non-harmful substances like water vapor or even beneficial ones. You can even change the biophysical makeup of the clothes you wear or the furniture you site on into gold, meaning that you attract wealth and fortune into your life, simply wearing the altered clothes and being the altered furniture.
This technology far exceeds the dreams of any alchemist from centuries gone by, since you get to enjoy the physical benefits of any objects you interact with within real space, while profiting from modified complex number state.
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