Some evolutionists belive in the 'soup' theory where all living things simply evolved
Okay, though I've never heard it called the "soup theory".
from a big pot of molecular chowder
Ah, the mental images that conjures up. Soup anyone?
that somehow came together to form man,
Yes, but that "somehow" you skipped includes several billion years and a whole shitload of complex genetics. The simplification takes quite a bit away from it.
They then crawled out of a primal ooze and continued to evolve into the man we see in our world today.
Okay, the "primal ooze" was way, way before anything even vaguely resembling humans, or even animals, for that matter.
This is where the refutation of a tornado putting together a house arguement is used freequently with evolution.
The tornado argument is one of the most horribly inaccurate analogies of evolutionary theory that fundie blockheads have come up with, and it gets torn to shreds quite easily. Sadly, I don't feel like explaining it to you right now, though.