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Medeea Greere #wingnut #fundie #crackpot #conspiracy

I’ve just learned that ten years ago Pope Francis was made an honorary member of the Harlem Globetrotters: one of only ten people to date. That ultra-exclusive list includes Henry Kissinger. So Satire was dead when he received the Nobel Peace Prize. Now it’s back like Lazarus when such an august figure in modern history was included in that list. Why?

Because the likes of ol’ Couchfucker won’t be, Merde Greasy.

Laura Loomer #racist

Ada Lluch #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

God is back in mainstream so evangelicals should be nervous. Last time they got their wish it nearly destroyed us

Laura Loomer #racist

@Starlight #222756

That right there tells me she’s not taking care of the puppy. Puppy is shitting all over the house? Work with them. Puppy’s claws are scratching you? Cut them, or if you’re afraid to do that a lot of vets will do it for free while giving them their shots or whatever. Or take your dog out for regular walks, that helps a lot with their claws. Not that I’m shocked that a right winger isn’t taking care of their pets…

Eric Hovind #fundie

Laura Loomer #racist

I wonder what Loomer's face will look like when the leopards turn on her

Redeemed Zoomer #dunning-kruger

Laura Loomer #racist

“I just got a puppy who’s half black, and this dog, you know, has no respect for my house, and he’s a puppy, of course,” she said. “So he does have a rabies shot. He shits all over the floor. His nails are very, sharp, so he’s scratching me. I mean, honestly, it’s like it’s like Jasmine Crockett”

…SERIOUSLY? WTF Loomer???

Eric Hovind #fundie

@Creativerealms #222752

they would know the exact date.

That is an odd assumption. It seems far more reasonable that the Easter complex, as the oldest holidays of Christianity originating when it was still a sect of Judaism, has retained the lunar calendar/link to Passover logic, unlike later holidays originating after it split for good and became romanised.

Ada Lluch #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

Eric Hovind #fundie

<@C.A.Collins> #222738

Oh sorry, he died in good Friday and rose on Easter. Again I understand why Easter lands where it does. It just shows that Christianity chose existing celebrations for their holidays so it was easier to convert people. Let them keep their celebrations just change the meaning. You would think that a day as important as the death and resurrection of Jesus would have been recorded and they would know the exact date. That's what bothers me.

Ada Lluch #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

If the world was healing Trump would be in jail.

Eric Hovind #fundie

There was a grand resurrection on Easter. Someone we thought we would never see again but returned when we needed them.

Amelia Watson came back to Hololive for Kiara’s concert. Praise unto her.

David J. Stewart #fundie

Davey, I’d accept Trump’s attempts to define love before yours.
You’ve forgiven NONE of the sins committed against you in the last fifty years, but you DEMAND that your wife, and your church, constantly forget yours and give you a third, or thirtiest chance.

“ It is impossible to truly love someone without God, for God is love.”
So, your skybuddy made humans unable to love? What a dick move. We have orgasms, but not ‘real’ love without him? Why would he do that? Why is he ‘loving’ but so selfish?

What a dick.

Ada Lluch #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

Hundreds of thousand converted to Catholicism?
Don’t they do that every year?
BIIIIIG upswing in registered pious, slow decline in congregations over the year.
Not a change in the tide as much as a splash in the tidal pool.
And if you think Trump is on God’s side, you’re delusional.

Donald Trump #wingnut

the Radical Left Lunatics who are fighting and scheming so hard to bring Murderers, Drug Lords, Dangerous Prisoners, the Mentally Insane, and well known MS-13 Gang Members and Wife Beaters, back into our Country.

Are… are you saying that wife-beating is bad?!? What are you, a woke mangina feminist soyboy cuckservative cuck?!?!?

Redeemed Zoomer #dunning-kruger

One kinda funny thing is, I’m in the US, where we supposedly DON’T use the metric system…but wait, we actually kinda DO. Like if you’re doing anything where you turn a wrench or something you better know your millimeters and such. And have all the sockets and whatnot for both.

Donald Trump #wingnut

I miss the days when we had a President that had some fucking CLASS, damnit. I didn’t agree with everything Barack Obama said, but he wouldn’t have done a “Happy Easter message” that amounted to “Happy Easter and fuck everyone I don’t like.”

Aquarius #transphobia

Medeea Greere #wingnut #fundie #crackpot #conspiracy

And now, Pope Francis is gone.
The questions write themselves.

No, they really don’t. An 88 year old man died. They do that, ya know. Hell, I hope I make it to that age myself, another 40 years to go!

Laura Loomer #racist

Lisa Renee #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Eric Hovind #fundie

Laura Loomer #racist

Donald Trump #wingnut

Meanwhile Trumplethinskin says fucking nothing about Jesus nor God on this day yet Christians STILL make excuses about his being Christian, he does fuck all about homegrown terrorists.

Incog Man #racist

Medeea Greere #wingnut #fundie #crackpot #conspiracy

Incog Man #racist

Henry Makow PhD #racist #wingnut #fundie #conspiracy

Eric Hovind #fundie

Laura Loomer #racist

truthwarrior #fundie

“I believe that they will say that the aliens took Christians because we were hurting the global harmony and unity of the world-”
You guys are supposedly going to be lifted straight up into the air. We’ll see you . And we won’t see UFOs. ANd we’d be pretty sure that Aliens would send you fuckers back within a week.

"so we needed to be reprogrammed or destroyed.”
THen they’d have lifted you half-way up and let go.

“ People will buy it and told to unite with the AC”
Because so many people are prepared to buy into UFO abductions already.
This only makes sense as someone’s standup routine.
“So, 8 million Christains got lifted into the sky last week. Some people are saying it was the Raptures. Some say it was aliens. You know what I think? I think they stayed right where they were.
“I mean, look at the people who got took, huh? All the evangelicals, the Southern Baptists, the people who think a Muslim prayer to open Congress is treason…
“I think he Earth was yanked out from UNDER them. WE were the ones raptured> And how we live in aworld WITHOUT THEM!”

EBIYEH #fundie

“IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD,,....”
Yo!

“Please listen to this...”
Because no one’s EVER told me a story about god before.

“after eating GOD's food all your life...”
I’ve seen a lot of people in the galley over the years, but never God.
I should point out, that you are intentionally addressing people who do not believe in gods, and thus, do not credit your claim that he had anything at all to do with the Earth, the Sun, the food, the air, whatever else you’ll attribut to your favorite superstition. Can we get on with this?

“ and using the body he gave you as for his temple for yourself all the while DENYING HE EVEN EXIST ...”
Yes, yes, i deny that he, or any other gods, exist.

“ask yourself where did you think you were going to end up when you finally die??”
I want my ashes scattered over a Hooters in Florida.

"death is not the end...
Oh, well, I HAD been rejecting your word for god existing, but now that you’re the FIRST PERSON EVER to mention an afterlife, I’m convinced! NO ONE could be faking that knowledge, or confused about it. Yep. You got me.

“ see repent from unbelief...”
I just need a basis for belief, however. Threats aren’t doing it.
If i said you owe me a billion dollars, would you believe you owe me a billion dollars?
If i said you owe me a billion dollars or i’m going to break your leg, would you NOW believe you owe me a billion dollars?

“these things i said i have said because i love you...”
Buy me a drink, we can talk about this love. But your talk about god is not compelling.

“seek GOD now while he may still be found for its written....
Why does a ‘loving’ god set an expiration date on forgiveness?

Henry Makow PhD #racist #wingnut #fundie #conspiracy

YARTES #fundie

“The fake transitional forms made in the China's blackmarket to please eager scientists to prove 100% evolution and cover up missing links.”
No, sweetie. Science learns and grows. After Piltdown man, suspiciously ideal fossils get extra scrutiny, that’s why no one bought into Archaoraptor.

"That is really happening”
Except it’s not.

“and speaks very badly about Evolutionists as well.”
It would, if it were true, but it’s not even possible.

"Deal with it!”
I have. I’m calling you either a liar or else you’re someone who was lied TO and spreads those lies uncritically. You know, a liar.

Lord Ashtar and the Forces of Ligh via A.V.t #ufo #magick #conspiracy #mammon

Auric Goldfinger didn’t even need to steal the gold that was in Fort Knox.

You may now proceed to produce NFTs of characters in the Bond films until Amazon’s legal department seizes all your assets, OP.

They won’t need to steal such, y’see.

EcuntR #sexist

“[Venting] I hate females”
You’re an incel. We know.

“I hope that when they die they are reincarnated as an ugly sub average male and they would still remember their past life of being a whore.”
I swear, you’d be a lot easier to live with if YOU remembered a sex life in the before time. ‘I don’t need to ascend, I died an ascended being.’

"And then when they try to ask out women”
If they remember BEING a woman, are they going to prowl for more women? You didn’t think this through. If YOU remembered being a woman, and getting sex from dick, and enjoying it, you’d be after dick right now, seeking that high you remember.

“they will reject them just like you did with all those kids who prob loved them far more than that asshole who just uses them to bust a nut.”
Oh, SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE, men who judge all women by their Sexual Market Value are the ones who actually respect women and would treat them right.

"Then this will hurt brighter than a thousand suns.”
And then what, you hypocrite? You just wished a never-ending cycle of suffering on ugly males, one of which you are. How does any of this fantasy improve your life? Get anyone laid?

Maybe if you weren’t a vindictive slug, you’d wish all incels come back as sexy women, who remember going hungry and are more generous? But you want revenge even more than you want pussy.

Medeea Greere #wingnut #fundie #crackpot #conspiracy

Previously, Pope Francis shook hands with King Charles III. The head of the Roman Catholic Church doing so with the head of the Protestant Church of England. Both left with hands filled with goodwill. That’s a fact.

It’s not only JD Weird that has no concept of Truth.

Aquarius #transphobia

“They feel entitled to label people however they want and get mad when someone labels them in a way they dislike”
Ah. The gender critical. THEY decide if you’re male of female, and HATE (for no logical reason) being termed ‘cis-
.

Eric Hovind #fundie

facts of history

Historical facts: the temples, stelae, statues, artifacts etc commissioned/owned by Ramses II. He having a DNA-analysable body does his existence case no harm whatsoever. Archaeologists - who only deal in Facts - have proven he existed. No ‘Faith’ required: because it’s not allowed in that field of historical study. I only accept proven facts. Now prove that your J-boy actually existed with the same amount of forensic evidence: certainly that only accepted in a court of law, and since Kitzmiller vs. Dover refused to accept your so-called ‘Scripture’ as admissible in a court of law.

We’ll wait.

“Today, millions are saying “He is risen!” and echoing back, “He is risen indeed!”
But how do we know He actually rose from the dead?”
This should be good…

“As Christians, we don’t have blind faith. Our “faith“ or, “trust“, is based on the facts of history.”
Like…what? The total thirteen tons of ’fragments’ of THE original Cross? The dozen burial shrouds of Jesus, including the Turin one? The seventeen foreskins preserved from his circumcision?

“The resurrection is rooted in Scripture and confirmed by solid historical facts both inside and outside the Bible.”
None of the gospels are eyewitness accounts, Nimrod. And they’re anonymous. And Paul never, ever refers to Jesus as a physical person that walked the Earth.
There’s zip point shit of historical fact for his resurrection.

“If you’re going to proclaim, “He is risen indeed!”—know that you’re standing on the most well-attested event in ancient history.””
Your father’s tax history was better attested and he couldn’t avoid prison.

Lisa0315 #fundie

“Shapes prove there is a God!”
The ultimate model of creationist research. Start with the conclusion, “Proves there is a god” and then put just anything that you acknowledge as existing in front of it.

“Okay, I had one of my crazy thoughts driving home this evening. Has anyone else ever noticed that things that God created are circular or curved, but things that are man-made are not circular.”
Your logic?
Ball bearings? Submarine frames? I’m holding a McDonald’s large cup, and a butter tub full of potato chips. Potato chips. Sausages. Sliced sausages. Quarters. Nickels dimes. Let me check inside the coke.
Ice from McD’s ice machine.

"Okay, just for fun, poke holes in this crazy idea of mine. Lets see what we come up with.”
The number O, the letter 0. C. G. Aspirin. Rotaries. Skating rinks. The Olympic rings. Black eyes. Shower drains

Laura Loomer #racist

You sure your name’s ‘Laura’, Loony?

And not Karen…?!

You can tell the manager.