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Alan S. Hartzog #fundie

If it was flat, both would be flat too... Yahweh is not necessarily a good example to follow or to look up to. In Torah mythology, he's responsible for leading humans astray, dividing them, causing genocides... If he's really acting through you, he makes you reject reality and falsely believe Earth is flat, a divisive action that makes you demonize the world for not accepting your view, or at least, claims. It makes you project your "I know better" elitism against science, where individual scientists and their ego don't really matter, just the universal endeavor and method, and the discovery, knowledge aquisition, etc. Just like you said, He also wants you to be ignorant, demonizing knowledge. You are "humble" by positing yourself as a persecuted Moses? You really believe that ancient men had access to superior knowledge when the history of knowledge and their writings are evidence of the contrary? Focus on the work and results, not the people.

Anne Hendershott #wingnut #racist

The resurgence of clay brat advertisements signals a cultural shift worth peeling, as the one anti gradually markets the lighter joy of heartedness. This renewed spirited embrace of discovering movie parks is a step forward, suggesting that teen society is from the longer period of trim heaviness and grain fearfulness of the In Bed-Yo Mama years. We can finally fight gun pulls.

Saskiateague #racist

As long as the cashier’s speaking the same language as me, and I guess as long as I can read the labels on whatever I’m buying, I don’t see why I should care what language anyone else there is using or what their ethnicity is. I don’t go the supermarket for social interaction, after all. Hell, I’ve been getting groceries delivered more and more these days, no social interaction needed whatsoever that way!

Taking Turf #conspiracy #fundie

PinkFloyd #fundie

“In parts of the UK high school diplomas are held back if the student fails a simple graduation test that asks the question "Is evolution real?".”
That’s an incredibly stupid question. What do you mean by ‘real,’ anyway? Is it a real theory? Of course you have to say yes to that. You have to say yes if they asked ‘is creationism real?’
Is it real by ‘the only possible explanation,’ then no.
My Lord, _I_ would sue for this being a go/no-go question.

“If they say no...no diploma for them.”
And then what? Can you apply to higher schools that really exist if you don’t get a diploma that doesn’t exist for high school which isn’t really a UK thing?

"Evolution creates disorder and racism.”
No, it really doesn’t you fucking idiot.

“Hitler believed in evolution (aryan race)”
This would be ADOLPH Hitler, right? The guy that had people burn Darwin’s books? You’re SURE he believed in evolution? Really?

“I could go on forever on this,”
Lying does have no upper limit.

“but don't have time now.”
And no credibility, either.

katyanne #fundie

“ I watched women pants-wearers closely for about two weeks. It didn't seem to matter what kind of pants they wore, tight, loose etc. ALL of them seemed to creep in places they shouldn't. So that is not modest.”
My wife wears skirts these days. More convenient, more comfortable.
However, she just had knee surgery. Since then, she wears pants for any post-op, for any physical therapy, for the the doctor visits. Any time someone’s going to be examining her leg. ‘SO i don’t flash the professionals,’ she said. So, pants are sometimes more modest.

i don’t have much of any body modesty issues remaining after 20 years enlisted. Had a doctor examining a rash on my thigh. She pushed my scrotum aside to see the full extent of the rash and my only thought was, glad she trims her nails.

JohnR7 #fundie

“monty python, the epitome of unholyness and unsanctification.”
You never watched ‘Life of Brian,’ did you? They treated Jesus respectfully. Not religion, or the religious. But Jesus was okay. So, not the epitome. That’s okay, many people overreact to Monty Python.

"If you guys only know that you testify against yourselves and establish what I am saying as true.”
prolix way to say ‘you prove me right,’ especially since you’re wrong.

Melissa Dykes #conspiracy

Any examination of spaceflight shows that for any one person being supported in orbit, there are hundreds working down here to anticipate, prevent, solve, and correct problems. Shit at the tippy-tip of the spear breaks down all the fucking time. As an exploration, it consumes the day of many people. As an escape hatch, they’d be a few days into the flight before ‘Houston, we have a problem’ goes to voicemail.

Anne Hendershott #wingnut #racist

Wayne Allyn Root #wingnut

Who to trust, Laura Loony or Milo Yiannopoulos?:

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Gee: that one’s a toughie I’m sure you’ll agree, Dwayne.

As if the whole Epstein Scandal wasn’t bad enough for your orange Paedo-in-Chief that is basically the centre of the Swamp, there’s the above revelation about Laura’s preversion with a vile animal.

And that poor dog getting involved.

Acts5:41 #fundie

“You could make a good argument that most of the horror genre is a direct opposition/mockery of the Bible.

Zombies: resurrection”
Zombies are the ‘it.’ Not alive, no redeeming features, no choices. You can’t appeal to the zombie. Pretty much the opposite of resurrection.

“Vampire: communion/resurrection.”
Except you can turn vampires with the cross. Holy Water shows the power of Christ and Belief over the forces of darkness. Way to miss the fucking point.

“Ghosts: "It is appointed to man to die once, then the judgement" - not to hang around bothering people. Those who play with ghosts are playing with demons.”
Yes, that’s why horror movies are a fiction genre, not a documentary category.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

…so why isn’t Don Old Fart doing as you wish things would be done?

Good luck with bending Reality to your will when he doesn’t know you exist, Dwayne.

@hdyram (Various tweets) #homophobia #god-complex #crackpot

Yeah. Well, the new paradigm that is Reality proves your subjective opinions wrong.

Your opinions are wrong when the majority of normal sane people don’t so much as think the way you do.

Kuckcel #sexist

“ I start freaking out and demanding”
And that’s where _I_ think it loses all credibility.
You’ve got a ‘friend’ to go out with you from time to time. You’re not having sex, you’re not exclusive, you’re not paying her way through college. I really don’t think you’re in a position to ‘demand’ shit. I don’t think you’re confident enough to ‘demand’ shit. You’ve got a girlfriend by the skin of your teeth, and that’s at the most limited definition of ‘girlfriend.’
No, this didn’t happen.

@hdyram (Various tweets) #homophobia #god-complex #crackpot

Wayne Allyn Root #wingnut

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

RELEASE THE UNCENSORED EPSTEIN FILES.
(If anything, WAR is probably on it…)

Anon #dunning-kruger #fundie

“invest in me and my penis”
Sounds like one of those really weird mangas you would see in Japan.

various commenters #wingnut #conspiracy

“Trump and rfk jr are going to save us all”
Remember during COVID where way more people died because of Trump giving bad medical advice (then having to tell people to get the vaccine since he got it)?
WHOOPS!

Dembar #crackpot #dunning-kruger #sexist

PseudAnon #fundie

“I dare you to tell yourself that God exists.”
Dare?
That seems appropriate.
I left the first Church when i was 8.

“To put aside any doubt,”
But i do doubt. Why would i put it aside, just for your call?

“dismiss any preconception”
That’s how i left the faith.

“and any idea that God doesn't exist.”
But, why?

“Each time, tell yourself that it's impossible for God NOT to exist, and focus on his supermity.”
But it’s not impossible.
So, you ‘dare’ me to lie to myself for your superstition’s superiority.

Wayne Allyn Root #wingnut

WAR reporting from the alternative reality he’s fighting for to replace reality with.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

@hdyram (Various tweets) #homophobia #god-complex #crackpot

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

…Remember when escaped nutjobs like WAR were just laughed at as harmless? Instead of actually running/helping run the Asylum known as the USA? …Yeah, those were nicer times.

Oh, that’s so cute. You’ve already decided sentencing and you’re pretending to ask for ‘investigation’ of these people.
And if the Kangaroo Special Prosector finds nothing, you’ll accept that you were wrong, right?

@hdyram (Various tweets) #homophobia #god-complex #crackpot

So…. Men are absolute and completely total scum, but some of them would rather suck dick than inflict their scummity on innocent women… Which is a really non-scummy thing to do.

I mean, I try not to inflict scummity on women and take ‘no’ for an answer up to and even after penetration. There’s no point of no return where she can’t change her mind. I can’t see myself turning gay to avoid being even that much of a burden.
So, nice try, be sure to spellcheck your sexuality fanfiction and good luck getting it published.

EternalWarrior #fundie

“Why does athiesm suck?”
Doesn’t matter a damn. I didn’t get roped into atheism by a sexy blonde on a recruiting drive. It just is. Like electricity. Whether or not it sucks, it’s the way the world works.

"There is no evidence.”
Exactly what sort of evidence would you expect for a godless universe? as opposed to this one.

“NONE.”
That’s kinda the point.

“And if there was nothing, and there was a big bang, then what exactly was it that banged together? Yea.........”
Big Bang is a completely seperate issue from atheism. If it’s completely disproven, my reasons for being an atheist are unchanged….

Turtle #fundie

Dembar #crackpot #dunning-kruger #sexist

men will admit shit about their own sex what would get a woman called an extreme hateful misandrist if we said the same thing

It’s just that this man is incorrectly claiming “Since this is how things are for me, it’s how things are for all men!!”

2nd Smartest Guy in the World/The Ethical Skeptic #quack #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

Creationtips #fundie

“There is a big difference between knowing whether God exists and whether Santa Claus exists.”
Not really. People you trust tell you something, you believe it, until you no longer can.

“The biblical prophets and writers made statements like, “The word of the Lord came to me,” “When the Lord began to speak through Hosea, the Lord said to him —,” and so on. There was no guesswork or doubt — the writers say God communicated direct with people with knew Him.”
And Santa Claus answers letters sent to him.
Love All.

“But who would claim such personal contact with Santa Claus?”
I got a letter from him. ALl my kids got at least one letter from him.

“ For instance, is Santa Claus tall and skinny with long black hair? Does he live at the equator and ride a motorcycle? If these details are not correct, how do we know they're not?”
ALl my kids got their picture taken on Santa’s Lap. He was always a jolly fat guy in red with white hair.

“In contrast, the Bible writers and prophets clearly identify God for us.
Santa has been on TV.

“Millions have found that God rewards those who earnestly seek Him (Hebrews 11:6).”
No, more exactly, millions attribute good things that happen to them to God’s actions. Same as millions who get toys on Christmas attribute them to Santa Claus.
The only difference seems to be the source material.

Cruelcel #fundie

“Normies will never listen or care about the million little ways that they, and everyone like them have gradually broken us down as years went by.”
Um, why would we? We haven’t made a formal pact to isolate you and break you down like a shipping crate. We’re just living OUR lives and you’re talking it personally.
I kiss my wife in public, thinking absolutely NOTHING of you and you take it as a personal attack. That’s your problem, not mine.
What would you have me do differently? Because NOT kissing my wife when i feel like it is not an option.

"The constant rudeness,”
The world is rude. You should learn to deal with that or get therapy to help you learn to deal with that.

“staring at us with distaste,”
I have to feel this is exaggerated. There are plenty of people I’d rather stare at, and most incels are nowhere near as ‘circus-side-show ugly’ as they think they are.

"servers and cashiers being as unpleasant as possible,”
This is an incel, a group that refuses to be nice to any woman because you know she won’t suck you off in gratitude? Could it be that your expectations are a little high?

“the bullying,”
You take my interaction with my wife personally, so ‘the bullying’ is likely mostly in your head.

“the random name calling.”
Oh! That’s good! It’s a good thing! Really! I was told to fuck off almost daily for my entire enlistment. Called gay three times a day. Told to suck dick, all that. It’s a bonding thing with sailors. The only time it hurt, it wasn’t random. Like if i made a mistake and they started calling me ‘fire boy.’ Or the kid that tried to dye his hair blue with food coloring being remembered as Tidy Bowl for years after. Or the kid who DIDN’T beat off for so long the sperm rotted inside him. They called him seamy yellow discharge for a week.
If it’s random, it shouldn’t affect you.

“Death by a million papercuts.”
I think you’re just looking for reasons to hate people. Carefully not remembering if anyone holds a door for you or lets you go first.

OVERDOSESURGE #fundie

“If you say that there is no GOD,”
Or, I just don’t see a good reason to believe in any gods.

“and you have proof”
But I do not. I don’t even have evidence that isn’t just as good evidence for Quetzacoatl.

"and there are millions of people that have seen his hand move (metaphorically speaking)”
If Millions of People think the Pope can cure impotence by spitting on me, should that be counted as evidence?

“than why are you an athiest?”
Because I still haven’t seen a good reason to believe in any gods.

“It's as if you went to get checked for an STD and you were diagnosed HIV positive and they provided you with the evidence that you were HIV positive. Your body revealed the symptoms. Would you still say you are not infected with HIV?”
IN a world where growing numbers of anti-vax voters are bringing back the plague, and whooping coff, you are amazed that I can reject the evidence for your superstition?

“ Is it not similar to reading The Bible and saying that GOD does not exist?”
No. It’s not. House eventually finds the key symptoms to cure the patient-of-the-week. Scientists never, ever get to the point where the ONLY possible answer is God.

AnnieV #conspiracy

To be fair, they don’t need to cut down all that much for the climate… the big companies that cause the vast majority of our emissions need to be held back. And we know what administration won’t do that for one of the most capitalist countries in the world.

No1Stupid #homophobia #fundie

To me, a man deciding to pursue another man has not only given up chasing women, but has allowed himself to resort to degeneracy to get affection

Sorry but some are attracted to the same gender as them, whether exclusively (homosexuality) or not (bisexuality), and not by choice.

And I would have thought that gay men would mean less people after women - and I wouldn’t be surprised if you disdained lesbians for the same reason, i.e. “these women are denying themselves to men!”

"... it’s important to understand why we use this term, and how we arrived at the conclusion that it’s worse to be gay than to be incel."

Because you're stupid assholes.

That's it.

disco #racist #wingnut #psycho

Eric #fundie

“How do atheist explain away tress giving off oxygen and animal giving off carbon dioxide?”
Explain away? We don’t explain it ‘away.’ We observe it, though. Kind of the definition of plants and animals.

“Let me guess "natural selection" deemed it necessary that we give life to each other?”
Natural Selection deems bupkes. NS isn’t a force or a being. It’s more of a scorecard.

"That it happened by accident? LMFAO!”
Not quite by ‘accident,’ but without conscious direction, yes.

“Put the bible down and the science book down and take a walk outside and open your eyes. There is intelligent design in everything around you...”
There is design, sure. But Trial-and-error counts as a design process.
Intelligent design is something quite different.

“but only if you don't look in the mirror. lol I am sick of atheists using the bible to try to "prove" that God doesn't exist. Sad, very sad.”
Why? Right here you’re trying to use science to prove that he DOES exist.

Lysimachus #fundie

“You're really out to destroy creation,”
Destroy it? No, not at all.
We need to know about such a sexist myth that everyone wants to base civilization on.

“when you know very well that it is gaining the edge every day as we approach the endtimes.”
Edge? Of what? It’s stupid and unsupportable. And people have been promising ‘endtimes’ for two thousand years. Not terribly worried.

“Evolution will be dead within the next 10 years.”
Also a repeated prediction but only going back, what 150 years?

“ That I am certain of. Mark my words.”
Noted.

“The evidence is slowly surfacing, and pretty soon all evolutionists will have to eat humble pie.”
So, you don’t really care about scientific fact as much as YOU BEING SUPERIO.

Gays Against Groomers #transphobia #wingnut

Gee: I wonder why - prior to Starmergeddon destroying the Consevatives - someone was voted in as Mayor of London for an unprecedented third time by that capital city’s mainly white population. Who?

Labour’s Sadiq Khan: a devout Muslim who is pro-LGBT.

His second re-election was just a taster of what was to come, which obliterated the Conservatives after 14 years in power. Because people’d had enough of them. Now the pushback begins in the US.

After Wisconsin, and before the midterms.

Certainly before it all being over for MAGA.

…oh, and remember George Dumbya Bush being directly responsible for the previous worldwide recession: which the only country to emerge from such unscathed was Norway? And that previous Repubican president wasn’t a quarter of the total fuckup Don Old Fart is.

Don’t say you weren’t warned when Recession II: Electric Boogaloo happens.

As a previous Repubican president said, ‘You ain’t seen nothing yet’.

Shazlandia #conspiracy

An image of Bill Gates, captioned with: “How does a guy get to block the sun, cover your “organic” fruit in film, insert fake meat into the supply chain, and bioengineer mosquitos to release vaccines with out anyone else’s consent or approval and NOT be called a supervillain?”

Well, compared to the guy who helped to reelect an authoritarian, enabled his worse impulses and participated to slaughter administrative infrastructure alongside removing life-saving aid from millions, Gates looks like a saint, either in absolute or relative terms.