“If you CAN believe in dinosaurs, why can't I believe in creationism.”
Question mark after questions.
And no one’s saying ’can’t.’ Just ’shouldn’t.’
“An idiot calling another an idiot.”
No need to narrate your own posts.
“Get a life. THE MOST STUPID THING ANY MAN CAN BELIEVE IS IN THE STORY OF EVOLUTION.”
I dunno. There ARE people that believe in the Flood.
“A lucky MONKEY DEVELOPED INTO A MAN WHO CAN THINK, COMMUNICATE, CREATE AND DO OTHER INCREDIBLE THINGS.”
Seems to almost be what the science shows.
“NEVERTHELESS, it is strange that in the vast animal kingdom there was only one lucky monkey that decided to develope into us.”
Four, actually. Four monkeys. They were on a bowling team.
“THE OTHER MONKEYS DECIDED TO STAY DUMB.”
I have yet to see a creationist who knows enough about evolution to mock it without making themselves look like a drooling moron.
“It SOUNDS LIKE CREATIONISM TO ME.”
I don’t care if it sounds like Shakespeare to you. You’re pretty fucking ignorant.
“IF YOU CONSIDER CREATIONISM DUMB, JUST GO TO A ZOO AND WATCH THE MONKEYS. THERE IS NO TRUE IN”
Truth. There’s not TRUTH in… But go on, telling me you’re not dumb.
“THAT WHAT SO EVER.”
Whatsoever is one word.
“I PREFER TO BELIEVE IN THE CREATIONISM THEORY THAN IN THAT Bullshit BECAUSE IF YOU LOOK AROUND YOU AND EXAMINE THE ANIMALS.”
Dangling preposition to prove you’re not an idiot?
"It IS CLEARLY APPARENT THAT THE ONLY LIVING THINGS WITH REASON ARE HUMANS.”
You’ve never seen animals figure out a problem, huh? I guess it never happens, then.
“THE ONLY REASON ANIMALS HAVE IS THE ONE WE ATTRIBUTE TO THEM. THUS, THE ONLY ONE REASONING THEIR REASONING IS US.”
Never seen a dog act guilty when he’s caught breaking a rule? He knows right from wrong, and that’s not instinct.
"ANIMALS DON'T REASON.”
The science says many of them do.
“THUS, CREATIONISM HAS ITS FACTS. It IS NOT all FACTS. It IS TRUE.”
This is incohernt.
“I believe it SHOULD NOT BE BELIEVE LITERALLY. It IS TRUE.”
Huh?
“BUT DON'T TRY TO SELL YOUR BS SCIENCE AS PERFECT EITHER.”
We don’t. You just don’t have a leg to stand on to reject it.
“WE HAVE CAR, AIRPLANES, AND KNOW ABOUT THE SUN AND ABOUT THE MOON BECAUSE OF OUR REASON TO SEARCH THAT WHICH IS GREATER THAN US (GOD).”
This would be the god that said the sun is the same distance from the Earth as the moon, right?
"PEOPLE who STOP BELIEVING IN GOD BECOME DUMB ANIMALS.”
So, what about the people who DO believe in god but also accept evolution? Are they dumb animals?
“It IS STILL NOT PROVEN LITERALLY WHETHER THE EARTH IS NOT THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE BECAUSE THE UNIVERSE STILL EXPANDING. THUS, THERE IS NO CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE AS YET.”
What the fuck do you think ‘center’ actually means?
“THUS, YOU CAN'T SAY THE EARTH IS OR IS NOT OR WILL NOT BE THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE. PEACE.”
No, we can SAY any of that. Whatever that means for whatever your point is…