“I'm pretty sure you lost your foreskin, so you're already sold into the cult... you have no right to talk, you lost your first head and live in fear of losing your other head.”
I just reread the 1st Amendment, and the number of times a foreskin is mentioned is well, well below ten.
“you chop up your kids to turn them into filthy little shits like you.”
Getting a lot of mileage out of that initial assumption, aren’t we?
“you barely deserve life... infact god damned you to hell already and only through the mercy of christ did you find a chance to spit your bullshit.”
Jesus is mentioned even less than foreskins.
“YOU DESERVE YOUR HOLOCAUSTS WHILE YOU INSULT THE MEN WHO CUTOFF YOUR FIRST HEAD YOU LITTLE BITCH!”
Cut off. Two words. It’s a verb with a qualifier.
Cutoff is an adjective for shorts made from pants with leggings.
“YOU WERE NOT MADE THAT WAY AND UPHOLD MAN MADE LIES FOR YOUR PHALLIC WORSHIP! WHEN YOU SUFFER YOU WILL KNOW IT IS BECAUSE YOU WERE CRAFTED BY MAN TO SUFFER FOR YOUR SINS AGAINST GOD! FUCK YOU FOR ALL TIME KIKE!”
Impressed you spelled kike correctly! Thought you were too stupid to be a racist fuck, but then you didn’t hyphenate man-made. Sigh.
“YOUR MAN MADE”
Man-made. That’s the adjective you’re looking for. Two words is a verb and a subject.
“IDEALS OF INTELLIGENCE DAMN YOU! YOU WILL FACE MORTALITY FOR YOUR SINS AND YOUR KIDS WILL CRY TO YOU AND YOU WILL HAVE TO BEAR THAT AS BURDEN FOR YOUR SHIT FILLED SOUL!”
I can see why you worship such a dickhead deity.
“YOU BETRAYED YOUR CREATOR! YOUR OPINIONS ARE WORTHLESS, KIKE! JESUS IS YOUR KING FOR LIFE!”
You know, I’d probably give Jesus half my sandwich if he asked, but not much in the way of worship.
Then he’d probably take the half and feed two and a half multitudes, which would be fun to watch…