Malingspann

@Malingspann

Gen Z Patriotz:

“The war against Iran - White genocide
Trump not getting to run for a third term - White genocide
The Depression of the 1930s - White genocide
JFK being assassinated - White genocide
Russia invading Ukraine - White genocide
The death of Chuck Norris - White genocide”

Professor Jiang #conspiracy #crackpot #pratt #wingnut

Professor Jiang*: “I use ‘the Jews’ as a catch-all term for a national elite group of individuals who are conspiring to undermine the vitality and the strength of any nation. Therefore, when Hitler spoke about capitalists and communists, I just say Jews! Just like I don’t care where in Europe any Europeans are from! I just call’em all Germans!!”

*Or is it ~~Professor~~ Jiang?

Wayne Allyn Root #wingnut

Rob B #wingnut #conspiracy #racist

Democrats let in over 10 MILLION UNvetted, many of whom have ALREADY committed heinous crimes

Rob B posting from the world where that’s true.

The world where…

…Christmas trees have been abolished.

…Jeffrey Epstein didn’t hang himself in his cell, he escaped from prison and got into a high-speed chase with the police. He eventually crashed his stolen car and his dead body was pulled from the wreckage.

…Candace Owens has sued a person who claimed she’s a trans woman.

…instead of NCIS: Los Angeles it’s NCIS: New York.

various commenters #wingnut #transphobia

DanHunt: "There is no such thing as “transgender”. No amount of brainwashing, surgery or chemical castration will change that fact! Anyone who thinks they are another gender has a serious psychological problem! Because the concept called “transgender” makes no goddamn SENSE to ME!!"

New-Conversation3246 #wingnut #elitist #racist #conspiracy

@Peacemonger373 #251654
you assume you’ll be the top-dog in whatever bullshit society you want created, never once thinking you probably won’t be

N-C3246, another one fooled by the https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OriginalPositionFallacy

MountainGorilla #racist

MG: “According to the U.S Justice Department, in 2006, 32,443 women of Caucasian origin were raped by men of African origin. That same year, the number of African American women raped by Caucasian men.. was.. zero. Because it’s not RAPE if SHE is of non-Caucasian origin.”

Dr. Katherine Milano/Dr. Michael Salla #crackpot #ufo #conspiracy

Dr. Milano further describes what is currently happening on Saturn, and her own past life memories as a member of the Anunnaki royal family involved in the genetic engineering of humanity. She also describes how her current house has a railway from the bedroom to the kitchen.

Judy Byington #crackpot #wingnut #ufo #magick #conspiracy #mammon

Rob Cunningham/KUWL #wingnut #conspiracy

Donald Trunp #crackpot #psycho #wingnut

How fast did Putin think it would be over when he ordered the invasion of Ukraine?

Could it happen that the US/Israel - Iran war is still going on, say, in 2030?

Craig Cobb #racist #psycho

CC: “OF COURSE I know what Communists are!! They’re everyone who suggest that the lives of people different from me also matter!!”

Uncommon sense #racist

Uncommon sense: “Mid-1900s US was the world of Beaver Cleaver! We must Make America Great Again by returning to that lost paradise!!”

Anon #conspiracy

Scott Yenor #fundie #sexist

Scott Yenor: “Make America Leave It To Beaver Again!”

Paul Craig Roberts #conspiracy #crackpot

Auschwitz, for example, today a Holocaust museum, was the site of Germany's essential artificial rubber factory. Germany was desperate for a work force.

In the parallel world PCR is reporting from.

The one where…

…Robert Mueller and Chuck Norris are still alive.

…hamburgers with multiple meat patties are illegal.

…the Hensel twins, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abby_and_Brittany_Hensel aren’t conjoined.

…the Vatican isn’t a state, it’s part of Italy.

…members of a now extinct bird species were blue, lived in Norway and resembled parrots so much they were known as Norwegian Blue Parrots.

Donald Trump #psycho #wingnut

DT (agitated): “Yeah, I know what POWER PLANTS are! Artificial flowers powered with elctricity! You don’t have to water them! Just make sure they’ve got batteries in them!!”

Donald Trump #psycho #wingnut

Ronald T. Dump: “Robert Mueller just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt people who I think should be regarded as Innocent Even If Proven Guilty! Like ME!!”

Telestai Nexus #crackpot #magick #dunning-kruger #conspiracy

The internal brings the reflection of everything that comes from the Outside…Trump is in the White House as an enormous tumor.

Dr. Schavi M. Ali #crackpot #magick #ufo #dunning-kruger

Be in the ground, and pour water on Nature and bless our planet. As you pour the water, recite the “Pravda” (“Onan Siun Dive”) of “MAU” three times slowly, and then say: “OH ROBIN VIPER SIT, SHARP HEEL MEDITATE LESS!”

Ashtar Command via Neva Gabriel #ufo #magick #crackpot #conspiracy

~~Ashtar Command via~~ Neva Gabriel: “Many of them can no longer sustain their disguises, because solar activity has increased considerably, and neutron activities have made it difficult for these “non-federated” groups to maintain their fanciful and once alluring masks, which are now decaying. I don’t wear bikinis, I wear heterokinis.”

Alexander Joseph Hamburger #transphobia #conspiracy #quack

Mark Meckler #fundie

2nd Smartest Guy in the World #quack #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

~~2nd Smart~~Dumbest Guy in the World: “These malefactors in robes are perpetrating crimes against humanity, and want to be in control of We the People’s health and bodies.
What if we change the Easter Bunny to the Easter Guinea Pig?”

Tim Tony Stark Rifat #crackpot #magick #mammon

Mark Meckler #fundie

various commenters #wingnut #racist

various commenters: “If anything ever goes wrong in our lives, it was never us screwing up! THE JEWS DID IT!!”

University of Florida College Republicans #wingnut

Elena Danaan #ufo #conspiracy #elitist

@TatersForever5481 #251253
Why do your aliens either look like pretty blonde people, or straight from a sci-fi movie?

I wonder what Elena would think about aliens that look like giant cupcakes on 6-8 spidery legs.

Michael Savage #elitist #wingnut

@Indicible #251306
Let's put Savage on the streets with just his shirt on his back.

Savage (sobbing): “I didn’t vote for any leopards eating MY face!”

various commenters #wingnut #transphobia

Mark Meckler #fundie

MM: “Most states, colonies back then, had laws that required you to be in church on Sunday. They were not tolerant of non-believers. Trump should send ICE after non-believers. Have them deported if they refuse to convert into ~~non-~~believers.”

Back then, they also had slavery. Does MM think that should be brought back?

Andrew Wallace #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

The Federal Government would finance itself with Tariffs as it did until 1913.

Does AW, like Trump, think that tariffs are paid by exporters the US imports from?

Ronald C. Schoedel III #racist #fundie #crackpot

Finntronaut / Haoshoku #psycho

Finntronaut: I don't care about mass shootings. I like them. They mostly kill carnists, and also normies. That's a point for me in favor of sympathy.

Reminded me of Charlie Kirk saying that if people being killed in shootings, including mass shootings, are the prize US citizens have to pay for having the 2nd amendment to protect all their other rights, then so be it. Like Charlie, Finntronaut obviously thinks that only others will be killed in shootings.

Fritz Berggren #racist #fundie #conspiracy

@Indicible #251182
need the cover of “just following orders” to defend their choices

And if they ever have to answer for those choices in something more or less similar to the Nuremberg Trials and are told that “I just followed orders” does not qualify as a legit defense, they scream persecution.

William Wolfe #fundie

"You should always check yourselves," Wolfe continued. "Do I believe that God believes what I believe? Am I defending that everything God says is good,
is good because God says so?"

Dr. Abby Johnson #forced-birth #wingnut

Acrylic Eyes #transphobia #dunning-kruger

The individuals who cry the most about pronouns and against trans activism are always predatory people who just want control over the masses, especially people who they are politically against.

Lisa Renee #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

When her Blue Phoenix Templar was destroyed and scattered into millions of pieces and hijacked to build the Black Phoenix Templar and Phoenix Wormhole. 2026 is dissolving.

Matthew Plese #fundie #wingnut #forced-birth

Authentic Catholic stewardship of creation stands in clear contrast to secular environmentalism, precisely because it places God at the center, man in his proper place, and creation in ordered service to both.

The BIG problem: there’s not a single piece of evidence that any God that any person in the world believes in is anything more than an imaginary friend.

Prolotario #wingnut #racist #crackpot #conspiracy

transition into intelligence-adjacent circles funded by Rockefeller-adjacent think tanks

This sounds meaningful-adjacent.

Dr. Michael Salla #ufo #crackpot #conspiracy

00:23:41 – Dr. Eric Davis claims that there have been less than 40 UFO craft retrievals and that he has met 5 people working on unsuccessful reverse engineering programs.

00:27:09 – Trailer for a movie about a world where Jeffrey Epstein was never born and Michael Jackson didn’t get vitiligo.

@SCHIZO_FREQ / Lukas (computer) #fundie #sexist #crackpot

Breasts are how women communicate with God. It's why they grow during pregnancy - good women spend more time speaking w the lord,
asking him how to be mothers

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArtisticLicenseBiology

Counter Tyranny XII #fundie #god-complex

Counter Tyranny XII: “We love war. But we want OTHERS to fight in them!”