You Will Never Be a Woman - Original Song

In the ancient Greek tragedies the women were all played by a man
I guess that ain't hard to understand, it was a different time in a distant land
But nowadays it's one big gay parade and no one seems to bat an eye
when kids can pick if they're a gal or a guy

You will never be a woman, cuz a woman has a womb not a man
You can never be a woman, that's tough for some folks to understand

You will never be a woman
Try as you might, you look like Cher not Snow White
And while they take our rights away you're up at night deciding if you're queer, bi or gay
Or maybe, hey! Go seize the day and throw those balls away

You will never be a woman
Don't be mad you're a lad, you're Adam, not madam
Is it that bad being a guy?
I don't mean to be rude but you're still a dude

Pa pa pa pa pa

You'll never be a man
Your hips don't lie cause you weren't born a guy
You can never be a man if even Wikipedia tells me you're still Ellen, not Elliot

You'll never be a man
Give it a rest get that fur off your chest
The feminine is magical
Don't change it cuz they told you that it's fashionable
You'd have to be fanatical to throw your boobs away

You will never be a man
You're Eve, you're not Steve, please call the woke police
Does that make you feel more like a man?
You can call me a pig and a prick, But you're still a chick

Pa pa pa pa pa

You'll never be a woman, cuz the world needs more men acting like men
You will never be a woman, we need fathers and fighters to lead us and guide us
You'll never be a woman, no one's impressed Richard, take off that dress

The masculine is powerful, but they tell us that it's toxic and intolerable
They want us meek and malleable, so no one stands in their way

It's okay, you're not a woman
It's great you're a mate and it's swell you're a gal, and it's lovely being alive,
for the surface doesn't show what's deep inside
We were all born perfect souls, there's no need to hide