[From “My Apologies to Tom Brady”]
Tom Brady won his 7th Super Bowl on Sunday night, to the stomps and claps of excited fans.
I want to personally apologize to Tom, as I publicly stated years ago that his career was over and he should quit.
Unlike the scumbag Conor McGregor, who gets paid to get beat up by brown people, Brady gets paid to destroy brown people. Patrick Mahomes is the most humiliated brown person since brown people were forced to use different drinking fountains.
Understand: a white Christian family man, and a public Trump supporter to boot, just beat the odds and humiliated a mulatto in the biggest annual event in the country.
This is the last of this sort of thing.
So you’d better enjoy it.