November 1st: don’t worry guys, Trump will win the election because of the Moral Majority.
November 10th: well, it’s okay that the press called it for Biden, because we’ll do recounts.
November 15th: the recounts didn’t change anything, so they must have accepted fraudulent ballots.
November 20th: Trump’s lawyers quit on him because he had no case, so it must be the Deep State or something, but it’ll be okay, because Giuliani/Powell will unleash the Kraken and expose them.
November 25th: the Kraken hasn’t done anything, and Trump’s team made themselves a legal laughingstock, but Trump will still win because state legislators allied with him will shore up enough faithless electors.
December 15th: that didn’t work, but it’ll still be okay because the only reason none of the above worked was because of the Deep State- but we’ll still win, it’s far from over… right guys?
January 20th: don’t worry… any second now… Trump COULD have won, but this was all part of his plan. Trust Dear Leader pedes!
January 21st: screw it, let’s overthrow American democracy.