As soon as I entered the environs of Bob Jones university, a mysterious urge overcame me and immediately I became an atheist. Also, I was overcome by an irrational need to tell lies. Did you know, that when as a God fearing youth, 2,000,000 of my school friends were atheists? Naturally, I was aware of their arrogant self regard, but by means of persuasive argument and careful, selective biblical quotations I managed to turn them into regular God fearing jerks. My most successful quote was from Nahum 3, verses 4:6:-
3:4 Because of the multitude of the whoredoms of the well favoured harlot, the mistress of witchcrafts, that selleth nations through her whoredoms, and families through her witchcrafts.
3:5 Behold, I am against thee, saith the LORD of hosts; and I will discover thy skirts upon thy face, and I will shew the nations thy nakedness, and the kingdoms thy shame.
3:6 And I will cast abominable filth upon thee, and make thee vile, and will set thee as a gazingstock.
