The most hilarious thing about this article is that Mr. Stewart goes on a tangent about his time working at McDonald's in the middle of it.>>
I'm glad this got posted here. The whole thing was gold, but it was too long to post the whole thing.
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They stopped selling them many years ago, but I miss them a lot. What does all this have to do with deserving to go to hell? Nothing, but I felt like telling you about the Mc DLT.
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LOL and here he even admits that this message is offensive.
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Could you imagine driving down the highway, when suddenly over the radio you heard someone singing..."You Deserve Hell Today, at McDonalds." You'd probably drive off the road. McDonalds would receive threatening calls and letters by the millions saying "How dare you!" People would file lawsuits claiming that their children were traumatized for life. You see, most people don't like when you tell them the truth. That reminds me of something hilariously funny that happened. Some parents had taken their kids to Walt Disney to give them the "dream of a lifetime." Well, after being completely dazzled with Mickey Mouse, they were allegedly devastated afterwards when they saw Mickey Mouse taking his costume off around the corner. The parents filed a lawsuit against Disney for traumatizing their child. Only in America! I don't know if they ever won. Aren't we Americans a spoiled bunch? As Americans become increasingly spoiled, they are also becoming increasingly intolerant towards the truth of God's Word. The Biblical truth that we are all sinners deserving of hell is becoming increasingly offensive to the average spoiled rotten American.
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While he has a point about some Americans being spoiled (well the mickey mouse thing WAS pretty stupid from the sounds of it), he can speak for himself. His last sentense is only half correct. IT is the sole reason why I despise any religious fundamentalism. As if creating a cruel, horrifying, unbearable world full of fear, self loathing, terror, pain, and torture is more than enough to churn your stomach, but telling people they DESERVE it and it's the way it's MEANT to be. THE TRUTH that no one wants to face. Yeah, all these sugar coated messages about loving and caring are a bunch of bull! Don't listen to them, listen to me who will tell you like it is! Cause we all know the REAL truth is something nobody wants to hear!
You David J Stewart can take your hateful, unhealthy, belief system and cram it up your ass sideways. You think we find that message offensive? Offensive is the nicest thing I half to say about it. How about, evil, twisted, abusive, sadistic, and emotionally destructive? This "good news" has made millions of lives hell on earth. This "good news" only turns people away from god. Don't you think god would have a better marketing strategy than to tell his creation that they are evil pieces of shit deserving of an eternity of unbearable suffering simply for not being able to live up to a standard (that he knew was impossible for us anyway)? Don't you think a good god would have other ways to get people to follow him than through fear and guilt? Surely an all powerful god who can do anything wouldn't have to rely on fear to win followers would he?
I really hope this is just some bad parady, but judging by the crazy shit people believe, this looks like the real deal.