Would you ever harm your crush? If so, what circumstances would cause you to do so?

No. I don't think I could ever bring myself to hurt my beloved, unless Her life depended on it. Consensual actions, such as carving my name into Her arm are technically fine, but only after making sure it does not hurt too bad, preferably using painkillers.

Would you ever take your crush's life? If so, what circumstances would cause you to do so?

If the relationship can no longer continue, whether that be due to a break up, or being caught by the police. Make Her death quick and painless, even if She cheated, preferably while hugging Her. Followed by suicide.

Is blackmailing your crush out of the question? Why?

I don't see myself ever being in a situation when blackmailing by beloved will solve anything. However, I reserve the right to do so at any time, just in case.

How far would you take your advances on your crush before beginning a true (read:consensual) relationship with them?

As long as it takes. If I get rejected the first time, try again later. If it takes a year, then so be it. I speak from experience. Just have to make sure to not come off as too creepy, to avoid restraining orders.

if your crush was already in a relationship, what would you do?

Try to sabotage their relationship without direct involvement/wait it out, because most relationships won't last for longer than a month.

What would you do to keep your crush in check?

A list of rules we must both follow. GPS trackers and bugs on all devices. Perhaps a tracker sewn into Her clothes, just in case.

Would you give your lover permission to harm you? Why?

Yes. If hurting me will in some shape or form make their life easier, then they are free to hurt me all they want. Plus that leaves room for romantic gestures like carving their name into my arm while I sleep.

If your lover were to threaten you, how would you calm them down?

Assure them that I would do anything for them. After all, it's not a lie, since my life is worthless without them anyway.

Would you be willing to cut off contact from the rest of society (yes, even the internet), if it meant living peacefully with your lover?

Well, I'm not exactly a social person in the first place, and neither is She. I'd say that living somewhere outside of common society with my beloved is a dream come true.

Given the choice, would you prefer a violent or a tame yandere? Why?

Hypothetically? Violent, because I would be extremely touched if She were to kill in the name of love and loyalty to me. Realistically? Tame, because murder is hard to get away with, and relationships tend to not do particularly well when introduced to jail time.

Does a Stockholm Syndrome relationship count as consensual?

Yes. Love is love, no matter how twisted it may be. Even if She is chained to a chair in my basement.

What circumstances would make you consider breaking up with a yandere?

If my common sense was to somehow vanish without my noticing. (NOTHING).