*picture depicting a crying Jesus hugging a rebellious teenager waving rainbow flags*
“I don’t want you to go to HELL when you die.”
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…and now point out - chapter & verse - in your BuyBull where it says verbatim ‘Thou Shalt Not Be Homosexual': especially in a certain Ten Commandments.
Made by your ‘God' to replace the previous Levitical laws that only applied to Jews then.
Oh, I'm afraid that the only one your J-boy will be crying for is you, OP: for the Hellbound crime of adding to that BuyBull of yours. [/Revelation 22:18]
If that makes any sense, don't you think that he would cry for the bigotry you are promoting? Because it does harm others. Even if it was a sin, something very subjective, remember about what he told his disciples, about throwing the first stone? Aren't you also supposed to not judge other people, if you care about Biblical principles? What if Jesus really exists and notices how you are making false claims in his name? Also a sin.
Look, Jesus, if you don’t want innocent teens to go to Hell, then stop sending them there over utterly trivial things! It’s really that easy!
And to all fundies who claim that god doesn’t send anyone to hell, here’s something: God created Hell. God created the criteria by which people go to hell. God enforces those criteria. Ergo, god is the ONLY ONE who sends people to Hell.
@Timjer #138577
And that's for denominations believing in hellfire, of course. For the Jehovah's Witnesses, references to Sheol are interpreted as representing tomb/death and Gehenna is believed to represent eternal death by divine judgement (resurrection denied).
@Croquemitaine #138580
If you ask me, it’s one of the reasons why I think monotheism like the Abrahamic religions simply doesn’t work on a logical level. If one single, omnipotent deity is in charge of everything with no threats to its authority in any capacity, then there is no excuse whatsoever for said deity not to do things better!
I mean, take Greek myths, for example. Zeus was the king of the gods, yes. But only after usurping his father, who in turn usurped his father. And none of them actually created the cosmos (that would be Khaos and the Protogenoi). Likewise, Zeus is not in charge of the afterlife, that’s his brother, Hades. And Hades does not even judge and sort the deceased himself, he has an entire bureaucracy for that. Thus, it’s much easier to understand how any flaws can exist in such a system, regardless of whether the gods are jerks or benevolent.
“I don’t want you to go to HELL when you die.”
You could, i dunno, forgive him for his choices, even if You disagree with them?
I want to point out that you go to hell for any sin so the creator might be joining the trans person in the here after.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
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