The apostles were all either a bunch of lunatics who were willing to die for a story they made up without any gain, or they really did see the resurrected Christ and knew that it was a cause worth dying for. Which one sounds more plausible?
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What @shy said. Old me would have been to… naive to believe people could do so. But lying idiot lunatic con men like you, your dad, Bananaman, Kirk Cameron, Ken Ham, etc… have beaten said childish optimism out of me.
The apostles were either (check one):
[ ] A bunch of lunatics who were willing to die for a story they made up without any gain
[ ] Mere characters in a work of fiction , indeed: a Big Book of Hearsay
Choose wisely.
You are assuming the Apostles existed, and that they were the authors of the books attributed to them many years later. I don’t believe that’s a dependable assumption.
But to answer your question, there are people TODAY willing to die for Trump’s lies. So, well, ‘People be cray-cray’ is a pretty plausible diagnosis.
Have you ever heard of a certain group called Heaven’s Gate? Yes, there very much are people who are willing to actively walk into death for religions they founded themselves.
Of course, this is also a false dichotomy - in fact, one that conflates the two undesirable options of Lewis’s false trilemma into one self-sabotaging one. Because, if they are delusional, they do indeed truly beleve their own lies and are indeed unable to be accept falsification.
A - far from exhaustive - list of - not necessarily mutually exclusive - ignored options:
1. You can be completely socially functionally despite being deeply delusional, rather than a “lunatic”.
2. There are definitively gains to being cult leaders - even without the common indulgences, you have power and absolute spiritual, ideological and intellectual control over the members. Of course, there is always the risk that you end up dead, but of course, you will be the one who knows when to quit/flee. And even if you don’t, it’s nice for the potential decades it lasts…
3. To some, martyrdom IS a gain - dying for your principles/honours, and/or as a grand finale to cement your legacy in the eyes of posteriority.
4. At least some of the legends of the cult founder actually only emerged after the original generation of the cult had died.
5. At least some of the legends of the martyrdom of the original Apostles actually only emerged after the original generation of the cult had died.
Some more alternatives that are just for fun, but nonetheless at most as absurd and unsubstantiated as Hovind Junior’s claim:
- Jesus was a vampire (see also the weird blood cultism in the Final Supper. This also explains the legend of the Eternl Jew, who actually was someone who Jesus vampirised.
- Jesus became a ghost (and yes, there are ghost stories with tangible or selectively tangible ghosts).
- Jesus did not rise from the Dead because of his godliness, but on the contrary due to darkest magic.
- Jesus was colluding with one or more of the other cult leaders said to be able to kessurect people.
- Jesus was one of the people raised in the mass reanimation event described in Matthew 27.52ff (which actually was a comlete coincidence).
- A ghoul broke into Jeu tomb, devoured his corpse and assumed his form in order to troll people.
Well, Eric, either they were Bronze-Aged primitives with a then-contemporary understanding of the world and the same vulnerability to superstition and fear, or fucking magic is real.
Which one seems more plausible now, clownshoe?
What if someone were to dig up written material from ca 100 CE saying that what the alleged apostles of ‘Jesus Christ’ had done was take rumors and hearsay about the lives and work of many different real-life Middle Eastern itinerant preachers, all claiming to have a special connection to God allowing them to perform miracles and combine them into the story of Jesus?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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