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Lunar Lunacy

President Trump has ordered the Department of War to release the first tranche of UFO files — now called UAPs, or Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena.

We are told some of the astronauts on the Apollo missions witnessed UAPs. Is that why the Apollo 11 astronauts seemed so guilty and gloomy during their press conference? Was it because they knew aliens were on the moon and they were not allowed to discuss it, or was it because they never went beyond low Earth orbit?

There is another divide in America besides red vs. blue politics. It’s the battle between those who consider the moon landings to be faked, and the other side who staunchly defends the alleged accomplishments and label moon landing deniers as ‘crazy’ and ’stupid.’ (…) Some theorize the CIA drummed up the flat Earth movement as means to drown out those who question the moon landings. The official moon landing story must be protected at all cost, and if one questions it, they immediately get accused of being flat Earthers.

In 1967, the outspoken Gus Grissom hung a lemon on Apollo 1. Obviously he didn’t believe landing on the moon before the end of the decade was possible. Shortly after he did that, his module was flooded with 100 percent oxygen and a sparking device set it off. The fire killed all three astronauts including Grissom. His son theorized he was murdered by the CIA to silence further complaints.

I could write a book listing the reasons why the landings could have been faked, but for brevity I will say that world-class photographers have thoroughly examined the photographic evidence from the moon and pronounced the photos were ‘fake.’ (…)

To be sure, some things have been debunked — an Australian woman claimed she saw a Coca-Cola bottle (often misremembered as a can) during the Apollo 11 moon landing broadcast. That turned out to be an urban legend, but many other facts are harder to dismiss. A 200-pound man would weigh approximately 33 pounds on the moon…more with the suit of course, but at 1/6th of Earth’s gravity an astronaut should be able to jump several feet off the ground. We never saw them do that — all we got was the silly bunny hop.

Meanwhile, NASA-associated scientists are getting murdered or going missing in droves. One rumor tells us they knew about anti-gravity from aliens and now those aliens want that knowledge stopped.

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