general public: listening to judith butler audiobook with earphones in whistling bohemian rhapsody to themselves
hears something faint, removes one earbud
be kind male fetishists are the most vulnerable and oppressed minority in the whole world sigh both sides can be toxic but you need to shut the fuck up
replaces earbud
3rd wave western "feminists": so here we are!! uhm. so i think this is the next step then... all of that stuff how they treat us... is- a choice!!! we can actually choose to wear stilts or paint our faces lolol shave your pits or not girlboss up to you girly. you can be president if you want to haha it's just a choice "if you want to run for prime minister, you can. if you don’t, that’s wonderful, too. shave your armpits, don’t shave them, wear flats one day, heels the next" (emma watson). to sell yourself or not sell yourself, that is the question. whether ’tis nobler in the mind to not have enough money for your next meal or be forced to suck disgusting unwashed cock on the street, it's all sexwork baby!! oh and btw anyone who has a pink gender soul is a woman, and a blue gender soul is a man lol yay feminism! get your tits out ladies anything that benefits men is feminism "people are who they say they are" patriarchy hurts men too!!! words mean nothing!! lesbians have penises happypride!! wooohoooo everyone's included in feminism it's not a liberation movement for people with female bodies, it's actually just an identity, another costume to wear, an inclusive club, so come on in, and everyone's included in womanhood too it's for male peeps who get aroused by their fake tits too!! yay sisterhood
2nd wave feminists:
2nd wave feminists: …ok. praying to nonexistent deity for inner strength deep breath in let’s start from the beginning. we have female bodies-
4th wave western "feminists": fucking terf swerf pigs shut the fuck up. just chop your tits off if you don't like it jesus. heeello darkness my old friend. patriarchy is gone. we're all queer. selling my consent is empowering. painting my face is empowering. wearing stilts is empowering. staying home is empowering. being paid less is empowering. being sold is empowering. we need to talk more about how men with fake tits are oppressed by these disgusting cissie menstruators. we need to centre these men. stop taking about how performing ‘femininity’ oppresses women. ‘gender’ is not a hierarchy that oppresses women. 'gender' is a bootiful choice. feminism is about how men who perform 'femininity' are in fact women and so so oppressed. how can we help these male bodies with pink gender souls be free from terfs who oppress them?
2nd wave feminists: …..cissie?..menstruators? hello hello hello hello we just want you to acknowledge that our bodies are different, we occupy 50% of the world and thus 50% of the world should accomodate our biological realities, not have 100% be for male bodies. for example you absolute brain melts, crash test dummies are based on male bodies, so women are more likely to be injured and more likely to be killed. this is patriarchy. it exists. hello we carry our children for 9 months, give birth to them, and then give them the sperm donor’s name. hello can you hear us?
men/ 3rd wave western "feminists"/ 4th wave western "feminists": bigoted birthing people, your terf transphobic ideology is misogynist, there's no such thing as male and female bodies it's a white colonial concept sex is a spectrum
2nd wave feminists: ...what crack are you on-
WOMEN ARE DYING DID YOU KNOW? HELLO THERE ARE TWO GAMETES HELLO INTERSEX CONDITIONS ARE CALLED DSDS AND ARE SEX-SPECIFIC CONDITIONS, EVERY SINGLE HUMAN BEING ON PLANET EARTH IS EITHER FEMALE OR MALE WAIT WHY AM I TALKING ABOUT DSDS WOMEN ARE OPPRESSED BECAUSE THEY ARE FEMALE. OBVIOUSLY. WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THIS, EXPLAINING WHY WE ARE OPPRESSED, WHEN WOMEN ARE ACTUALLY EXPERIENCING THIS OPPRESSION THE WORLD OVER, BEING RAPED, MUTILATED, MURDERED, NOT HAVING HUMAN RIGHTS, HAVING OUR RIGHTS VIOLATED, LOSING RIGHTS, BEING IMPRISONED FOR HAVING MISCARRIAGES, HAVING NO REPRODUCTIVE CONTROL OVER OUR OWN BODIES, BEING SOLD, BEING BOUGHT HELLO?!?!?!!?!
3rd wave western "feminists"/ 4th wave western "feminists": mad angry crying at the big ugly meanie terfs. i'm nice men look how nice i am men pls pick me men
woke misogynists/ incels: yea yea we'll pick you whatevs just lemme see your onlyfans first. blah blah oh!... uh "trans rights"!! did i say that right? so i'm not gay if i suck dick right? as long as they say they have a pink gender soul? hangon let me write that down "pink... gender... soul..." okay and so 'woman' is just anything that gets my dick hard? and i can publicly hate on and abuse and harass women at the same time too?! wow coolio. oh as long as i call them terfs. well fine, i've been doing it this whole time calling them feminazi c/nts so no issue for me. oooh i can still call them c/nts? fab.
2nd wave feminists:
WE. HAVE. HAD. ENOUGH.
general public: lol don't be so hysterical haha stfu #bekind #bothsides btw brb just gna go redefine women in law as a male fetish and while you protest you gotta treat the men pretending to be women 'like women' uwu and call them "she" but also 'what is a woman?' haha who knows you don't exist lol but remember just be kind uwu
