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For dissemination to all American psychics and lovers of liberty:
GOVERNMENT DECLARES PSYCHIC POGROM!
The Federal Trade Commission, under cover of "consumer protection", has issued a "warning" to the public against investing in certain casino and gaming ventures.

Their grounds: The ventures are promoted by psychics!

This unconstitutional action by a government body, instigated no doubt by the CIA, will deprive tax-paying American psychics of their sole and legitimate livelihood, the promotion of innocent leisure activities.

In its pronunciamento, the FTC advises the public that psychics are not to be trusted, are not to be traded with, are not to be allowed to work in their chosen profession!

We recall another government which prevented trade with certain classes of law-abiding citizens. This government "warned" its people that a certain type of citizen was not to be trusted. This government "protected" the public against business dealings with a certain minority. And that was only the beginning!

How long will it be before the CIA arranges a kristallnacht for psychics?

When will the Night of the Long Knives come?

Will you stand idly by while jackbooted thugs kick down your neighborhood psychic's door?
Will you look the other way when the deportations begin?
Will you ignore the stench from the concentration camp in your back yard?
The Jews of Europe went to their doom as they had lived, peacefully and without protest.
The psychics of America will go down fighting!

We promise this: For every psychic the CIA deports, for every psychic "shut down" by brown-shirted Nazis, for every bar of psychic soap rendered at the American Treblinka, there will be a reckoning.

There will be no Nürnberg show trial this time.

We will rain fire from the heavens!
We will implode the skull of every stormtrooper!
We will brainwipe every man, woman, and child with the blood of martyred psychics on their hands!
GÖTTERDÄMMERUNG!

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