[From "Incel Party Policies"]
Pay femcels and incels to date each other
Although those born with a penis get 3x the pay. A chicken in every pot and a thot on every cock.
Government seizure of boomer real-estate
to reassign to millenials for free.
A common criticism is that millennials might resell their houses to purchase sex from the pussy cartel or drugs from a drug cartel. Incel Party would establish that millennials may sell habitable houses, but only to other millennials in a 1-1 exchange. So a house must be exchanged for another house plus or minus any money. No millennial can lose their house on the market, in other words.
A monthly government allowance for all the poor
A common criticism is that this may decrease motivation to work. However, with our paying femcels and incels to date each other policy, it is unlikely men would stop working like in countries where men have no romantic prospects.
More Michael Cera movies, but where he is not just shy, but unemployed and living with his parents
The national socialists were able to convince a buncha Germans that Jews needed to be gassed (against human nature, as gassing is not a natural human drive). Similarly, (but non-violently) we could legally convince women that unemployed men are desirable through hollywood movies. IE men don't need hollywood to adjust our sexual drives, but women do. And it wouldn't be scamming women, but genuinely overriding their nature. Female sexuality is more influenced by social mores than male sexuality.
Get to a goal of 0% prescriptions of all psychotropic drugs not used for chronic pain, supervised addiction management, or limited surgery prescriptions. Keep the medical industry out of everyday mood management (beyond treating those with chronic pain or addictions). Legalize all drugs, provide more scientifically accurate drug education in school, and provide indefinite, low-cost prescriptions for otherwise illegal drugs to those who would be permanently adversely effected by withdrawal. All psychotropic meds would be advertized to doctors as not safe and contra-indicated for any non-physical-pain or addicted mental state.
State Mandated Femdom Girlfriends
State mandated femdom girlfriends for all people of color. No they won't be paid.
Make Anime Great Again
Make all anime real life immediately with absolutely no exceptions.
We will seize the portal to imagination land the government has and bring all the anime girl to our reality.