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Incel Party

is a new political party

The Incel Party is a non-violent political party devoted to helping all people on the inceldom spectrum find a partner. Incel is short for, and means, "involuntary celibacy", a life condition.

Policies

Key policies of the Incel Party include:

* Military seizure of boomer real-estate to give to millenials for free

* Pay femcels and incels to date each other

* A monthly, inflation-adjusted, government allowance of $500 for all the poor

* Legalize suicide and abolish psychiatry

Combatting Incelphobia

At the Incel Party, we will call out incelphobia, and bring about a new societal appreciation for all that men are weak, non-violently.

Confused?

So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

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