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[Blackpill] My teacher named her twin sons after two Tyrones she fucked in college

One of my teachers always likes to bring up her twin sons. The first time she said their names, I was shocked because their names sound black, and I didn't expect her to have biracial kids for some reason. But then I found out they're not biracial when a low inhib black girl in my class asked "uhhh are your sons black or something?" and my teacher said no. I wondered for months "why on earth would a white woman give her white kids those names?!?!". Well I think I finally found the answer. I was bored last night and decided to look her up on facebook. I found her profile and looked through it. I noticed that two black guys with the same names as her sons have liked and commented on lots of her posts. I went to their profiles and saw that they have the same college she went to listed on their pages so I assume they went to college together about 15 years ago. But the most important detail in all of this is the fact that they are TYRONES!! She also likes and comments on lots of their posts, and often uses flirty emojis like the wink face or tongue sticking out face. I am entirely convinced that she fucked them many years ago and still can't stop thinking about it and felt the need to name her kids after them just to immortalize her experience.

“Her” husband is probably in a casket right now jfl

Her husband doesn't seem to have facebook. If only he knew what she was up to...

Signs of an ugly male tbh

He probably is. My teacher is only 38 but she hit the wall HARDDD. She looks more like 48. She has really bad wrinkles and age spots all over her chest. Her sons are young (under 5). So she probably got married after she hit the wall. Her husband is probably an ugly beta buxx.

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