Evolutionists have a hard time believing that man and dinosaurs did not co-exist, but aren't we living among dinosaurs such as sharks, crocodiles, elephants, lions and even scorpions?
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No. We're not.
Thanks for playing.
*rubs forehead in pain* I sort of get how you would confuse sharks and crocodiles for dinosaurs, (if you were a 4 year old) but elephants, lions and scorpions (oh my)? What the fuck? No matter how stupid one is how the hell can they confuse two very obvious mammals for "terrible LIZARDS?" And that's just the most obvious and simplistic thing that is wrong with that thought. This has to be Poe. If it's not this is by far the stupidest thing I have seen here.
Upon glancing at a few Wikipedia articles, I must correct my previous comment. I was unaware that birds are considered reptiles, and was going with that whole idea of dinosaurs being closely related to birds when I said dinosaurs weren't reptiles.
Maybe to s certain extent. Crocodiles are related to the large order of reptiles called crocodilians which existed in the Cretaceous period.
So maybe sorta kinda I can see what you are trying to say, but ultimately you fail because that was then, this is now. No dinosaurs alive today buddy, just distant relatives.
Sharks, crocodiles, elephants, lions and scorpions aren't dinosuars nor are they the decendents of dinosaurs. But thanks for asking, I'll be chuckling about it all day.
@Madame Scarlet
Birds are considered reptiles? I haven't heard about that, why are they considered reptiles? I thought reptiles were a whole seperate group, or is that just another one of those things you're taught in science in school that isn't entirely accurate?
Ummm that would be a no.
Corcodilians are similar to their ancient ancestors 100 million years ago - they're not dinosaurs though - they're both sauropods but the Crocdylomorpha superorder diverged from the dinosauria superorder.
Sharks - meh - did those fuckers ever walk on land or have 4 limbs, or a skull with naval civities?
Yeh, lions aint been round that long bucko - elephants used to be tiny and why did you bring up scorpions?
Yes, crocs, sharks, and scorpions have been around since dinosaurs. No, they are not dinosaurs. I do not have any idea how the fuck you confused elephants with dinosaurs.
Sorry, they're not. In the best case, they're their descendants(not the case of the lion, the shark, the elephant and, of course, the scorpion)?
Living at a time when ancient animals still exist doesn’t mean we are living in the Jurassic age, it just means that certain animals have gone virtually unchanged for millions of years due to their standing in their particular environment. This also doesn’t mean that these species haven’t changed, or that they haven’t witnessed the end of many other species and animals.But the FACTS are that early man did not live with T-Rex, the idea that many seem to have. Lots of things happened “ago” but that doesn’t mean “ago” only means a 6000 year time period.
Okay, saying crocodiles are dinosaurs is somewhat less stupid, because he may have heard that crocs have remained pretty much unchanged since the time of the dinosaurs, and got confused. Sharks, okay, yeah...sorta the same situation. It's still pretty damn stupid, but less so. Now, elephants, lions, and scorpions...no. No, that is a giant FAIL .
JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION
GET IN THE CAR
My my...
The toddlers sure learn to type quickly these days.
Either that, or you're just a bowl full of stupid sauce.
...No, they're called "reptiles," "mammals," and, for lack of a better word, "bugs."
You're mom's a dinosaur David!
But seriously, what does it matter? All life on Earth descended from the primordial soup! All hail the soup!
What the hell, since when were cocs, elephants, lions and scorpions identified as dinosaurs? Was i asleep when this happened?
Um, no those are known as "animals that are not dinosaurs, scientifically"
Dinosaurs all died out long before we even got here.
Of the "obvious" reptiles, crocodiles are the ones most closely related to dinosaurs, that I know, and birds are direct descendants.
But that "birds as reptiles"-thing is a "fairly recent" idea, as scientist began classify creatures after their ancestors, and just not their current anatomic features?
I hate fuckers who don't understand biology, then use it to frame an argument.
DINOSAURS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY
Dinosaurs are mammals now?
In that case, the only dinosaurs living amongst us are the fucking fundies.
All wrong! Now if you said, birds, you'd have a point. Sharks and Crocodiles have lived sense the time of dinosaurs, but are not, dinosaurs.
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