In light of today’s post about rescuing Iranian women from that shit hole. This is what I would imagine grateful Iranian women would do to show their appreciation to any man who saved them from the assholes that beat them, & make them wear a long tunic & scarf in 110 degree heat.
[Image depicts a stick figure man lying on his back in a reclining chair while three stick figure women surround him. The first woman is fanning him, the second women is holding a bunch of grapes, and the third women is grabbing the man’s left foot.
The second woman has a speech bubble saying “Oh, Thank you Mr. Huff from saving us from the hell in Iran! We will be forever grateful!”
The man has a speech bubble saying “You’re welcome, gorgeous! May all you ladies flourish in the land of the free and home of the brave! Welcome to the greatest country on the planet America! A little more pressure on the feet there sweetheart!”
The third woman has a speech bubble saying “Anything for you Huffdaddy”]