[RageFuel] I want to load water guns with piss and drive-by shooting at foids.
I want to hop on my motorcycle at a very quiet night, load a water gun with my piss, and shoot it at foids walking alone at night. I am thinking of doing this at tight corners so they don't see my number plate, and I can escape really quickly. It would be pretty funny to do this, the foid is going to see Chad and have sex. She has just showered and put on her best makeup, and then she gets drenched in my piss, her day is ruined. I know the president of Chechnya does this to foids wearing slutty clothes, but with water instead of piss, and in his car with his friend. What do you think lads, should I do this, or is it too risky?
Why only piss and no shit?
I need a liquid, maybe if I eat a lot of spicy food I can have diarrhea and add that to the mix.
I would do it with fresh lime rather than piss because it will make her all sticky afterwards.
If I can't make her sticky with my semen, then I'll do it with my piss.
CHANGE PISS WITH A SUBSTANCE THEY CANT TRACE TO YOU
Good idea. Maybe dog piss.
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