America: "Please, Mr. President! Gas prices are going up and so is inflation! At least let us construct the Keystone pipeline so we can be self-sufficient and increase commerce to keep our economy from collapsing."
Brandon: "C'mon man, don't be ridiculous. All you need is two weeks to flatten the curve."
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