...meanwhile the year is 2021, and Joe Biden has been President for over 20 days.
Even now, Donald Fart only walks to & from its golf cart: while the current president has a Peloton exercise device. As a previous president - and fellow Catholic - John F. Kennedy said:
Nothing compares to the simple pleasure of a bike ride
Donald Fart's 'Terrific Guy' Bozo the Clown is all for Cycling: all the extra cycle lanes built here in Britain in the last year.
You know where this is going, OP: Exercise & Diet.
The White House chefs no doubt welcome the new President with the obviously healthy options the recipient of their culinary creations will enjoy: as opposed to between 20th January 2017 and a few hours before said over 20 days ago. One word: Hamberders. 20 years from now, you say...?!
Oh no more, please Mr. Wilde, I am bereft of ribs! [/Doug Piranha-levels of sarcasm]