“If I was a president ”
You can’t get a girl to talk to you for more than five minutes and THAT is if it takes you four minutes to ask the question, but you want 70 million people to vote for you.
That’s a good fantasy.
“I would ban weddings”
Be sure to lead with that on your campaign speech. Pretend you’d have the power to do that. Of course, i HAVE seen a lot of Trump supporters claim that he should declare ‘marital’ law, you may be on to something, a grass roots movement?
“1) I am never invited in spite of me being the best person always”
Then how do you fucking know they announce their intent to consummate their marriage in the traditional manner? If these things are so horrible, i’d have advised that you don’t go. But this seems to be a problem that’s already solved, nu?
“2)I am jealous”
Scarlett Johansen got married. I am jealous. I’m not about to try to spoil her marriage, or spoil everyone else’s, because of it. But then, I AM a grownup.
“3) normies are awful because they announce to everyone else that they will be having sex the same night.”
Um, we knew that. We all knew that. Just by saying ’we’re getting married’ we all know they’re going to have sex, and tend to assume they’re already having sex. Of course, you could pretend it’s a mystery, right up until the birth announcement…?
"Can you imagine how awful that is.”
No, frankly.
“Fucking egoistic bitches.”
Ah. You’re only mad at the WOMEN for being happy and having sex with someone they choose to let touch their boobies. Someone who is, i believe the technical term is, Not You.
And THEY have big egos, while you would ban ALL marriage to salve your feelings. Not a contradiction, nope.
"They could spend this money on welfare or education but they spend it on extravagant and extra ceremonies”
Then, as President, shouldn’t you start a program where money spent on weddings has a special tax levied, to be spent on welfare and education? IF you go to the Court House and have a box of Dunkin Donuts for the reception, you pay maybe $4.50. If you have something like Princess Diana’s wedding, they could build an inner city school…
…but they’d still have sex. Much sex. Without you.
“Wedding should be equaled to public indecency and become a criminal offense.”
::Yawn:: Even the Shakers didn’t try to outlaw it for other people.
“Just go to your local administrative centre and sign your marriage contract. No one else needs to suffer negative externalities from you”
But incels ALSO get upset by people holding hands in public. Women being all pregnant in public. Men buying tampons because you KNOW they’re in a relationship…with a woman… Coworkers, male or female, announcing a name change following their (whisper) wedding (/whisper).
So, no.
You fucks do not get to ruin everyone else’s fun just because you’re whiny crybabies. It’s not about you. It’s NEVER about you. Learn to deal OR go through whatever it takes to not be a whiny crybaby about how horribly you think life has treated you.
