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( @iAmSamantha )
The best thing about being a "conspiracy theorist" is not having myocarditis.

@KathieStreet )
@iAmSamantha or Guillen-Barre or neurologic problems or sudden explosive cancer or ....

( @Trevelly )
@iAmSamantha Or a clot

( @Saved )
@iAmSamantha You say "Conspiracy Theory," I say "Spoiler Alert." Whatev. ;)

( @GreatSageCorban )
@iAmSamantha personally I like the lack of ‘developing soft tissue cancers within 8 years’ as well.

( @WhiskeyDelta )
@GreatSageCorban @iAmSamantha Well look at mister "I don't want to get cancer".

But seriously, every allegedly smart person in my family called me in a hysteria to urge me to get the clot shot. When I told them I wasn't confident in the long term safety of the vaccines, my sister's dipshit husband said, "well I just ran a mile this morning and I feel fine".

Long. Term. Asshole. I feel like they're trying to gaslight me.

It took scientists decades to realize that smoking caused cancer, yet everyone's guzzling down vaccines like they're koolaid because a corrupt bureaucrat said so?

In the end, they did succeed in pressuring me. I did research though. The Moderna and Pfizer seemed the most experimental and untested whereas the J&J method used a conventional tech and had fewer as side effects, so I took that one.

It made me feel really sick for a week, whereas if I hadn't taken it and gotten Covid...I would have felt really sick for a week... What a fucking waste.

No seemingly long term issues though. Started going to the gym regularly for the first time actually. But I still wish I hadn't knowing know how wrong every idiot in my family was and how little risk Covid actually is.

( @Tenebris808 )
@iAmSamantha lol. True !!! I’ll never put a vaccine in my body. Especially that one.

( @DirtyGoyim1488 )
@iAmSamantha did you know niggers and Jews control the matrix.

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