These anecdotes are hard to explain if the vax is safe. From a friend: “I can’t believe how much this vaccine has affected our family. Lost my father-in-law to turbo cancer he developed three months after he’s second shot. My other brother has turbo cancer now. I just lost two friends a week apart. It’s so heartbreaking.”
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“These anecdotes are hard to explain if the vax is safe.”
No, really easy. Imagine this is from a liberal, and in 2017 said:
“These anecdotes are hard to explain if Trump isn’t a con man. From a friend: “I can’t believe how much this election has affected our family. Lost my father-in-law to turbo cancer he developed three months after the inauguration. My other brother has turbo cancer now. I just lost two friends a week apart. It’s so heartbreaking.””
Or, in 2009, from a conservative:
“These anecdotes are hard to explain if Obama isn’t the AntiChrist.”
Or if Trump posted: “These anecdotes are hard to explain if (insert current judge’s name here) isn’t an incompetent never-Trumper.”
Unlikely things happen. Two cases of rapidly progressing/late discovered cancer - what, precisely, do you mean by “turbo cancer”, anyways? - within one person’s social circle within a short time may not be likely, but at eight billion social circles, it is bound to happen to a good many people by sheer coincidence.
More concerningly, there are actual effects that could cause an elevated cancer risk, such as genetics* or the spilling of radioactive material or carcinogenic industrial chemicals**… possibilities ignored in favour of the conspiratorial scapegoat.
(And as a consequence, they suffer more misery, which in turn increases their desire for scapegoats… a vicious circle of the minions entrapping themselves ever deeper in the manipulations and exploitations of their overlords..)
* which reminds me of a previous speculation of mine that the antivaxxer belief that autism must be acquired rather than genetic may be rooted in part by the arsehole parents being afraid of having “freak genes” themselves.
** conspiracy theory: Republicans are pushing Covid-19 vaccines as the anti-panacea to cover up the effects of deregulating industrial and environmental safety.
You could falsely attribute every problem in the world to vaccines, it would still not make it true. The same with every cause of death. Your "turbo cancer" nonsense will not help, it's not even an existing diagnostic. I suppose that it doesn't matter if the disinformation targets the already dumb...
Given the growth speed of cells, even cancerous ones, I don’t think that “turbo cancer” is possible; it’s just that, as we live longer, tumors have enough time to become cancerous while, before, those with these tumors died of work accidents, infectuous diseases and warfare.
I suspect ‘turbo cancer’ means a condition that was undetected for a long time, until anti-vaxxer concerns got people to go get checked out for the first time in years.
So, six weeks after the shot, you find you’ve got a cancer that didn’t wasn’t there (as far as you know) before the jab, but it’s ALREADY in advanced stages. MUST be accelerated development.
As is tradition, last 26th December our family had a get-together. All present and correct. As was 26th December 2019 . Between then and now, we all did the correct thing and had vaccinations. We’ll all be healthy to get together on 26th December this year: and beyond .
There’s your opinions affected with turbo cancer, Steve Kitsch.
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