I'm making a game called Black Lives Splatter in which you play as Moonman on a quest to run over every nigger available. It is rather buggy and unoptimized but good for a laugh. I might continue to work on it if there is some interest.
Decent specs are required due to the EXTREME nigger killing physics.
EXTREME nigger killing physics
Lots of blood
Various injured states for nogs, including crawling away and seizures 14 comments
So you bought (or pirated) a vehicle mayhem game starter kit on some asset store, stuck in a BLM banner and added some sound files of Neonazi ramblings. Impressive. [/sarcasm]
Don’t you arseholes always brag about being Ultra Hardcore Pro-Gamers™ who only play the most hardcore games at the highest difficulty, have nothing but contempt for filthy casuals and are offended by games even including an easier difficulty setting? And yet your asset flip is about mowing down unarmed civilians in a car, with the fact that all screenshots have health at 100 indicating that there is indeed no way to lose the game…
…and what happens when someone brings out a game in which Nazis are brutally slaughtered? Oh yes, that's right: there was “Wolfenstein II:The New Colossus” in 2017, and it's not as if Salt-rightists reacted in the predictable way they did, eh?!
That was based on id Tech 6. Now, can you guess what the next game will probably be, now we've seen id Tech 7 prove it's worth via “DOOM Eternal”? And considering their track record concerning the previous ones,
id Software will certainly be using that new graphics engine to really make the extermination of Nazis all the more gory as they'll continue to prove their absolute hatred of the likes of you & all your inferior subhuman ilk.
Hmmm, now I think we should make an FSTDT game where you can go around mowing down regular Fundies, Incels, StormTrumpers, Racists, DJS, etc… With a wide variety of weapons of your choice and skins of your choice, of course.
What? Can I please just live out my fantasies about letting the Nemesis, or Kratos, or Doomguy, or John-117, or Bayonetta, or Ratchet, or any other badass video game hero (or villain) loose on these douchenozzles?
Decent specs are needed for something that a small company could pop out in six months, back in 2003? I think unoptimized is understating things in that case.
@Timjer, I know if we get started, this expands into practical infinity, but I will anyway. Solid Snake, Samus Aran, Rayne, or Alduin sound like excellent additions.
And yet your asset flip is about mowing down unarmed civilians in a car, with the fact that all screenshots have health at 100 indicating that there is indeed no way to lose the game…
If this piece of shit "game" is still in development, it's possible that health reduction hasn't been implemented yet and the on-screen info is just a static placeholder.
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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