According to the erudite leftist voices at The New York Times, The Washington Post, and all throughout social media, President-elect Literally Hitler But Also Plus Sometimes Stalin (long, I know, but I don't make the rules) is going to quickly take away the rights of the LGBTQ++ Rainbow Coalition as soon as he's sworn in on Inauguration Day.

You and your rights will not disappear into the shadows on my watch. I am a conservative who has been in the entertainment industry for three-and-a-half decades; I know the agony of feeling otherized.

In the interest of extending an olive branch, I'm going to offer my services and editorial privileges here to chronicle each right that Trump 47 takes away from LGBTQ++&V-8 people.