Just playing around with voice acting and seeing what I can actually do with this tubey thingie,
O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous
and as dumb as they are wicked.
May their greed lead to their downfall
and their perversions be drawn into the light.
May I be allowed to keep winning*
and be victorious in Your name.
So that I may spread Your glory upon the Earth**
as it is in Heaven, amen.
*Some preachers will throw in ‘YUUUGGGGE” Here to which the congregation will response with “so much winning.” This is not believed to be part of the original prayer.