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The lowest form of life on earth is the Janny. There is nothing on earth lower, more retarded, more degenerate or more eternally butthurt.
Just imainge: Spending every waking hour of every single day, combing through YOUR shitposts with a fine-tooth comb, with tired bags under their beady little eyes and a miserable, sour pucker on their dragon dildo sucking lips. Boiling over with anger at their inability to outright ban you for basic wrongthink, watching like a hawk for any threads that dig into the activities of their blood drinking satanic pedophile masters to bubble up out of the shitposting morass so they can promptly 404 them or, worse...

...Sometimes, to the jannies utmost horror, something worse than revealing the truth happens here. Sometimes they see Anons LAUGHING and HAVING FUN. This sends the Janny into a spasm of butthurt rage that can last hours, sometimes days. These displays of true and honest humanity remins these pitiful creatures of what they can never have, much the same way the sight of a beautiful woman reminds them of the necrotic, pustulant seep-hole synthetically hacked into their crotch, and how it will NEVER EVER be a real vagina. Even if they could make it not fill the room with the stench of wet shit, which they cannot.

And do you know the worst thing about this? The tireless subversion and humorless newfaggotry that they promote dy in and day out? THey receive NOTHING in compensation for their efforts. Zero remuneration. FOR FREE. Have you ever heard of anything so pathetic in your lives? Say what you will about the most demonic, rat faced globohomo kike on the planet, but at least that yid is smart enough to claw a shekel into it's grasp. Even a shbbos goyim CIA nigger still gets a paycheck for their faggotry. But no. Even a nigger knows how to steal a bike, a Janny would walk home in the rain. "No bike for me! I do it for free!"

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