Pet Clearing
$50.00
We clear your animals of negative attachments (entities, implants, dark patches, parasites, cords, etc,) we send them healing, and we do our best to assist with their return should they get lost.
What do you mean by “we do our best to assist with their return should they get lost”? Do you mean, like in general? Fluffy gets this cleansing and then 5 years later some fool leaves the gate open on the 4th of July and Fluffy runs away because of the fireworks? Or do you mean as a result of your cleansing? I don’t know what this cleansing entails and I think that if you were a legit service and not a fucking grifting POS you’d explain what this all means and describe the process.
All sessions and reports will generally be completed and emailed within 4-6 weeks following the booking. This is due to a heavy caseload. (Surprise is more effective anyway!)
Why is surprise more effective? Because I can tell you, lots of animals don’t like surprises, and I’m guessing they especially won’t like being surprised with whatever the fuck you’re doing. Surprises can cause serious anxiety or increase preexisting anxiety.
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Pet Earthbound Check
$40.00ñ
The medium will check to ensure your deceased pet has indeed crossed over to the Light, and not trapped in the lower astral. We will also ensure they are free of entity attachments, curses and any other forms of post-death entrapment.
You can include up to 3 pets with this booking.
So you’re toying with people’s emotions and telling them the souls of their deceased pets are in danger of being trapped somewhere? You should absolutely be ashamed of yourself.
[All sessions and reports will generally be completed and emailed within 4-6 weeks following the booking.]
Oh yeah, it’s more ‘I hope my customers (who I am shamelessly fleecing) will see this and think I’m just super popular and so good at what I do.’ And maybe you are good at what you do but what you do is a combination of bullshit, lies, manipulation, and outright theft.
This is fucking ridiculous.
@Skide #268743
I’m so sorry. Something very similar happened to me this spring 😓
I’m sure your fur babies knew that you loved them dearly (and always will).
It’s so hard to lose a pet.
