Kat Kerr #fundie

Kat Kerr #fundie youtube.com

[Relevant part begins around 48:21 in the video]

…I just started talking about God and how much He loved — how much He talked about horses in the Bible. By the way, it’s one of His favorite creatures He made. And by the way, He has a unicorn.

Father has a unicorn. Jesus has a horse named Lightning. Holy Spirit has one named Thunder. Lightning has fire coming out of his nostrils. He’s got a rainbow mane on him. But the Father has a unicorn. And they’re mentioned nine times in the Bible. They are! Unless you’ve found a new translation that has removed it.

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He’s got a rainbow mane on him. But the Father has a unicorn

Rarity: 'Fabulous, darling!' /)^3^(\

I thought the most prominent horses were for the riders of the Apocalypse, who are not very awesome. This comment just reads like fanwank.

I think this may be deserving of the psycho hashtag as well.

Back when I was a wee lass I wanted a white horse so I could name him Shadowfax.

Yes, unicorns are mentioned 9 times in the King James Bible and every Christian except the total idiots, and even some of the total idiots, knows why.

@The_Crimson_Ghost #60878

And what is so psychotic about it? It’s not like she’s advocating for violence or anything. If we have to add anything, #crackpot might be most appropriate.

Okay I’m high and what the fuck is that:

“about God and how much He loved — how much He talked about horses in the Bible.”

Well there is this one particular passage about certain emissions being like those of horses and such but you sure you want to talk it publicly? It’s sorta porn.

“And by the way, He has a unicorn. “

And you are privy to that knowledge how? Also, gotta say your particular overtyrant’s picture isn’t very creative, all sorts of high end scum and dictators love to have some exotic crits at their lair, white tigers, maneater sharks, what have ya, stands to reason yours would go for something even weirder.

“Jesus has a horse named Lightning.”

He’s a big time brony.

“Holy Spirit has one named Thunder.”

The fuck a pigeon needs with a horse?

“Lightning has fire coming out of his nostrils. He’s got a rainbow mane on him.”

As I said, BIG TIME brony.

“And they’re mentioned nine times in the Bible.”

Sure they are, take you meds now. Or don’t, this is beyond hilarious.

The Unicorns existed, but they were too stupid to get on the Ark. So sayeth the Historical Documents:

A long time ago, when the earth was still green
And there were more kinds of animals than you've ever seen
They'd run around free while the earth was being born
But the loveliest of all was the unicorn

Now god seen some sinnin' and it gave him pain
And he says, "stand back, I'm going to make it rain"
He says, "hey, brother Noah, I'll tell you what to do
Build me a floating zoo"

Old Noah was there to answer the call
He finished up making the ark just as the rain started fallin'
He marched in the animals two by two
And he called out as they went through

Then Noah looked out through the driving rain
Them unicorns was hiding, playing silly games
Kicking and splashing while the rain was pouring
Oh, them silly unicorns

The ark started movin', it drifted with the tide
Them unicorns looked up from the rock and they cried
And the waters came down and sort of floated them away
And that's why you'll never see a unicorn, to this very day

you'll see green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty-backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
You're never gonna see no unicorn

Norm

@ZappaSaid88 #60888

One doesn't have to be advocating violence to be crazy. This woman is clearly deranged, not unlike Dreams of Dunamis.

You forgot Pegasus… Oh, and the old superstition that unicorns will only approach virgins.

@The_Crimson_Ghost #60936

Crazy? Sure. But the tag list on the FSTDT site says the #psycho tag is for "Bloodthirsty, psychopathic and serial-killer-esque quotes". This quote doesn't really qualify.

@Spacewyrm #60998

I can't remember them all; if there's a crackpot one then put it under there.

Kat Kerr #fundie youtube.com

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