Dinosaurs in the Natural History Museum. Children think they’re awesome: just ask Steven Spielberg, and not just when he worked with Don Bluth. So many saw “Land Before Time”: then a certain film in 1993.
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Magistrate of the court of Shutting The Fuck Up: ‘…and when did you last see your brain?’*
Have you personally, OP? It’s official:
Candarse’s brain never existed.
How many children in 1988 ultimately became Paleontologists as a result of seeing a film co-produced by Steven Spielberg?
Certainly after “Jurassic Park”.
*- The above painting is known as a ‘Problem Picture’: in this instance - in a court held in a room of a fictional house owned by a Catholic Cavalier now taken over by Protestant Roundheads during the English Civil War - the magistrate is asking the boy where his father is. Clearly said boy has been raised to be always honest, but here’s the dilemma: if he says he doesn’t know, he’s a liar thus is going to Hell as per the religion he believes in: but if he’s completely honest, his father - thus his family - is doomed. So like I say, Candarse: Have you - with your own eyes and not via MRI scan/video camera - personally seen your brain?
It’ll be more than a problem for you when your answer is the only one possible.
Like that boy’s father, your opinions are doomed when your answer is the only, honest one. Oh, and one other question:
And when did you last see your God…?!
