666% True Barack Hussein Obama Facts:
- Barack Hussein Obama shot JFK, Archduke Franz-Ferdinand and Bambi’s mother.
- Barack Hussein Obama does not worship Satan. Satan worships Barack Hussein Obama.
- Barack Hussein Obama murdered Abel and framed Cain for it.
- Barack Hussein Obama wrote and directed the Star Wars Holiday Special.
- Barack Hussein Obama exterminated the unicorns, the dodos and the Ent-Wives, for no reason at all!
- Barack Hussein Obama started the Great Fire. Which Great Fire? All of them!
- Barack Hussein Obama was the High Priest who sentenced Jesus to death.
- Barack Hussein Obama created the Borg, the Tyranids and the Tzitzimimeh.
- Barack Hussein Obama murdered Megara and her children, and then messed with Heracles’ mind so that the latter believed it was he who had killed his wife and children during an episode of delusion.
- Barack Hussein Obama was mentor to Davros and Thanos. Indeed, the ending -os in their names stands for “Obama’s Student”.
- Barack Hussein Obama engineered Covid-19, as well as the Spanish Flu and the Black Death. In fact, the latter is named after him.
- Barack Hussein Obama keeps stealing Sara Byrella’s socks.
