Mike #conspiracy #racist

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I did a bad thing in Church today. I refused to receive the eucharist from an Indian woman. I was supposed to go to her, she was in my aisle but across the church was the white priest. So I walked across all the pews and received it from him for fear that I might get fecal matter on my eucharist receiving it from an Indian woman. Plus I’m not going to receive it from anyone who’s non white. Sorry, considering what’s happening in the US and in the world with our replacement I’m not doing that. I guess I’ll confess this to my priest but I’ll continue doing it. That’s the compromise.

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Oh, you poor little angel. That sounds like quite the ordeal. Do not be sorry; you did a very brave thing, just being in the same room as that...woman...but I don’t know why you even go to that church in the first place. Since it’s clearly one of those woke/ultraliberal/Marxist churches that allow POC, it almost certainly teaches mainstream mendacities such as 1) Jesus was born in what is today West Bank, Palestine (instead of Stockholm, Sweden), 2) Jesus was ethnically, culturally, and religiously Jewish (i.e., non-white), and 3) Paul declared that “there is neither Jew nor Greek” (all are equal in the eyes of God).

You know, even though Nazism gets a bad rap these days, it’s often forgotten or ignored that that Hitler fellow (a very misunderstood gentleman - and a theological genius, I might add) was actually a Christian: a real Christian who talked about “doing the work of the Lord” in his bestselling memoir. I hear that his ideological descendants are running legitimate houses of worship - mostly in the pristine countryside, far out of the reach of the woke mind virus - that proudly acknowledge the reality of Jesus’ Aryan (i.e., white) heritage. I think they’d be more than happy to accept you into their ranks. I urge you to go to them posthaste so that you won’t have to go through something this traumatizing ever again.

Mike

A real-life Archie Bunker?

Well, I guess your J-boy will overlook you when it comes to certain names written in the Book of Life.

No Compromise Soup for you! [/Afterlife Nazi]

“I did a bad thing in Church today.”
But you still did it.
Literally in front of God and everybody.

… Or did you just feel uncomfortable, put up with the woman, and then went home and beat off at the idea of being brave enough to be that racist in church?

And have you really confessed your sin if you intended to keep doing it?

Mandatory FTCL mention.

That Indian woman was probably relieved the racist hypocrite didn't touch her. Talk about ick.

Congratz, you’re a proud racist, please do collect your complimentary revolver with a single bullet.

Well, “Catholic” means “universal” so if you wanted a White-only church, just go Christian Identity.

Mike #conspiracy #racist twitter.com

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