Steven R. #fundie #racist simplychristian.fandom.com

Hanukkah is a fake wicked liberal holiday that lasts for eight days and nights. It takes place in late November to late December on 25 Kieslev on the Hebrew lunar pagan moon worshipping calendar. It’s celebrated by those who purport to be God’s chosen people but really follow a fake worship leader called a “rabbi” and celebrate Jesus Christ (who they see as a wicked heretic) being boiled in excrement per the Talmud. It’s also observed by some self-professed Christians (i.e. messianic Jews) who worship not Jesus Christ but someone named “Yeshua.”
It’s based on a myth that the Hebrew people were able to light a candle for eight days with one days worth of oil, and they wanted to do so in order to spite their captors who wanted them to worship their pagan gods instead of the god they pretend is Almighty God!

Hanukkah has become commercialized like Christmas and is celebrated by giving gifts, lighting goofy looking candles for eight nights, and eating greasy food and gambling, which is all wicked into the Lord.

Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.- John 14:6

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