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Magik spellbinding cult words and phrases used by the Heliosts Baal religion:
Gravity
Sidereal days
Pressure gradient
Refraction
Great Circle route
Black holes
Astrophysicist
Curvature
Galaxies
Nebulae
Light years
Worm holes
Space-time continuum
Big Bang

The Actorphycisists: Bill Nye and Neil de Grasse Tyson

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When you're terrible at theology and even worse with science, you become a Gr8Believer. But suck at everything else

I sure love sidereal days. Much better than taking real days head on.

“Sidereal days?”
No. THis is not made-up shit. This is observed. The explanation for why we observe it is different, depending on your framework.

The Earth’s rotation from Sun overhead to Sun overhead is a day. On a globe Earth, the Earth is also revolving around the sun, so we have to turn a little bit more than 360 degrees for the sun to be overhead again. But the stars are farther away, and their apparent movement across the sky doesn’t match the sun’s. So we see a sidereal difference between the two references, sun overhead and star overhead.
On a flat Earth, the sun, moon, stars, and each individual planet cross the sky independently, to no standard that can describe all of their orbits in any rational sense. But you still see that the time it takes a star to go from a point in the sky to the same point is different from the sun making the same movement.

But i’m surprised you don’t have Leap Year and Leap Second up there on the list…

deGrasse Tyson & Nye know what they're talking about.

Much more than you ever will, Believer.

They have these things called facts, y'see…!

So apparently the only true holy words are "complete fucking imbecile."

Curvature

So there’s nothing round in any religion? Round only exists in science? Wow…

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A sidereal day is the amount of time it takes for the Earth to complete an axial revolution relative to a fixed background. This is a process that takes approximately 23 hours and 56 minutes.

Not that the guy who posted this actually knew that.

How do I join this Heliost Baal religion? Do we get to wear robes?

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